J.P. Bygrave

Aspiring #author | #amwriting | #writingcommunity | @Arsenal fan | Gardener | Can cook a bit | He/him.

So goth my name has a grave in it.

[J.P. Bygrave @reignofash]

If anyone's interested, I can also be found over where the sky is blue with the same... everything, honestly. It's also in my tree of links.

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Go home Spotify you're drunk

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

all I’m asking for Christmas is an anonymous benefactor who will grant me a generous stipend so I can spend my days penning the novels that will win me fame, with occasional trips to the sea for some restorative “fresh air”

[clare @sadderlizards]

all i need in life is to live in a hollow tree like a little mouse

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One of the hardest parts about writing a first draft is finding the motivation to write tens of thousands of words, most of which you know will be altered in some way at a later date.

You can know the point and purpose of a first draft all you want intellectually, but maaate...

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Also me

[nora ray @noraraywrites]

me

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Oh and: potato

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Little garden update. Cucumbers - blackberries - tomatoes - raspberries.

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Also the garlic has finished curing, plus apples and pears.

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If House of the Dragon has taught me anything, it's that Halaena is perfect and must be protected at all costs

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I've had the tiktok shy little frog song stuck in my head all morning. Send help.

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@Dewiwrites If it helps, large parts of Scotland are supposed to have escaped the plague of 664? 🤣

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@NatalieKelda Clara - 100% cat person (one, black, Lucifur; remains to be seen if he's not actually a demon).
Elisif - dog person, but doesn't mind a cat.
Ealswitha - also dog person.

... looking at that, I'm not sure how it happened with two of the three? I'm totally a cat person myself 🤣

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@NatalieKelda YUP. Same. When I had to worry about hair cuts or washing my hair, it was the same then as well.

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@NatalieKelda It really is like the weather knows isn't it? Just likes to spite us, the bugger

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@BookSpotlight Red pens and highlighterssss

[clare @sadderlizards]

today i’m going to lay down on the forest floor and wait for the moss to take me

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@BookSpotlight Only thing to do is increase subscription prices and add adverts as well that'll fix it 🤷‍♂️

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