reilly murphy

[reilly murphy @reillsmurph]

If men can smoke cigars at events I can hit a vape

[reilly murphy @reillsmurph]

If you don’t sweat through your clothes while dancing at a bar don’t talk to me

[reilly murphy @reillsmurph]

@passthatpuss

[reilly murphy @reillsmurph]

Living large

[reilly murphy @reillsmurph]

Everyone knows real Catholics don’t believe in god

[WWMD 🐎 @yaeee_d]

They literally TAPPED the white woman and snatched up the black one. THIS. THIS. IS WHY WE’RE MAD. PROTESTING. The proof is RIGHT here. They are doing the SAME thing. One gets moved away and the other got the force and handcuffs. Do y’all see it now?? THIS!! IS WHY!!

[James @CaucasianJames]

i would like to have money someday i think

[Malia Mills @malia_mills]

Me: ☹️
Shania Twain: Lets go girls
Me: 🤠

[Dolly Parton @DollyParton]

Monday Mood

[𓍊𓋼𓍊 tony 𓍊𓋼𓍊 @voguetony]

me turning in a research paper i wrote in one sitting and didn’t even proofread at all because i procrastinated and turned it in at the last possible second

[Christie Sparrow @sparrows1981]

It’s wonderful that Olivia Ambrose was found alive. Now if we could put the same energy in trying to locate Maria Fernandez, who is only 13 years old and has been missing since January 11th. Please help spread the word @WCVB @wbz

[reilly murphy @reillsmurph]

@sockaflokaflame

[orinoco flow @stopblakefogle]

*playing beer pong at some random dude’s house*

Me: so is that... balls back?
Dude: haha I called cooling down so you can’t heat up plus your shot was a triple Island and you only made one cup and your beer is a craft so that’s double the cup penalty - sorry house rules dude.