Reilly Dettmer

[WhitePeopleHumor @whitememejesus]

The year is 2024. Coronavirus was worse than we expected. Toilet paper has been gone for 3 yrs. I have over 250 rolls from not wiping my ass for yrs. The police are approaching. They have surrounded my home. My gun is loaded aiming at the door. They want my paper. This is the end

[Hilary @HilareeBanks]

When my girls were younger and we were going to church faithfully the pastor asked one of them if they knew about the Resurrection and idk which one replied but she said...I know if you have one for more than 4 hours you need to go to the doctor.

We haven’t gone back.

[BourbonAndBeer @BourbonAndBeer]

Applebee’s should honestly run this as an actual commercial.

[sweatergod @sweatergoddd]

you telling me a shrimp fyed this rice up?

[Louise! @themouseyouknow]

the four horsemen

[Chase @chaselyons]

maybe if deodorant said “Supreme” on it then y’all would start wearing some

[kira mae @scorpiaswhore]

@shellkind this shit🥺

[Gio 🃏 @Krazygio]

she hasnt texted me back so ima make a grilled cheese

[Nick Clemmons @nickclemmons26]

#BabyNut

[Ava @lanche]

real ones are awake

fake ones are asleep

[Rob Mac @RMcElhenney]

Sorry boys. Already handled this one.

[Smitty @Kiingdac]

Everybody in Heaven seeing Kobe before Magic Johnson https://t.co/PdnQMP7fae