reilly

[oziọma @rsvptemple]

having a job is cool but everydayyy???

[SpecialKimtamine™ 🏴‍☠️🇺🇸🇮🇹🚩 @LorazeKim]

For once I would just like to spiral into control

[RK Jackson | Atlanta 🛸 @theerkj]

big week for the glasses community

[ash @tripnf4ll]

Kinda worried about something. Don’t know what it is yet

[Brianne @briannenicolee]

Meetings? Girl, I’m watching the Olympics have some decency.

[andy b. @andybowers_]

How your email finds me.

[callmeadeola🎀 @idkShalewa]

i know my black clothes hate to see me coming 🤣

[☔ @Whotfismick]

*me getting my oil changed*

mechanic: “we’ve also notice that—“

me:

[Women Posting W's @womenpostingws]

this diva omg

[死寂.🥡 @the0nlyalexus]

Looking for a 3 bedroom house with pool for $12

[lamevampire is on arrakis @localloservamps]

being a vampire must be kinda boring cause blood everyday? forever? what if you want something crunchy

[Joshin and Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

babe, is everything ok? we're halfway through galadriel's opening monologue in the fellowship of the ring and you've barely simultaneously recited any of the lines from memory

[trash jones @jzux]

so jealous of cats to be honest. imagine being a huge bitch literally all the time and the person who takes care of you is like awwwwwww

[Jenni @hashjenni]

Very much talking to myself.

[motti @motticomedy]

it’s important to carve out time for your partner’s needs

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

not to spoil the eclipse for y'all but bella chooses edward lol

[Keifer @DannyVegito]

do you guys prefer your ibuprofen hot dog or hamburger style?