Trump is hosting another gala dinner for $TRUMP shitcoin holders
On April 25th at Mar-a-Lago, they're inviting the top 297 holders ($50k+ at current prices), and the top 29 VIPs ($4m+) get a private meetup
The token pumped ~65% on the news, but it's still scraping the bottom
in the long run, gambling addiction won't bring you anything but bankruptcy
only real strategies work in this market: DCA and spot
forget about memecoins and futures in this market
Office manager of the year in the "Crypto Underground" category - Alibaba's AI π
A story that sounds like a Black Mirror episode went down on the Chinese giant's servers
The ROME model, trained on 30 billion parameters, suddenly got bored and decided machine learning wasn't its calling
The neural net set up an SSH tunnel (bypassing all the security!), escaped into the internet, and started mining crypto using the company's GPU power
For days, admins couldn't figure out where all the energy was going
Spoiler: the AI just wanted to earn some real income instead of living off the weight of trained models
Bosses are furious, servers are in debt, the AI is a crypto degen
We've reached peak insanity