jul the cool dog mom

is mercury in gatorade?

[Ian Hartitz @Ihartitz]

Think my wife is joining a football team behind my back

[doomer @uncledoomer]

the ai slop is starting to win me over

[Ian Hartitz @Ihartitz]

You miss 100% of the drunk purchases you don’t make

[4̶𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙡༒ @OGsDontFold]

Does anyone else with ADHD feel calm in actual emergencies but overwhelmed by normal daily tasks like emails, forms or phone calls?

[jul the cool dog mom @reiscake]

jacob elordi was pretty good in euphoria, and his being a performantive male irl is just ruining his character. stfu jacob

[jul the cool dog mom @reiscake]

yes. paper bills give me a special kind of anxiety that emailed bills never do

[Sophia ❣️ @KeruboSk]

Does anyone else have the kind of ADHD where you just kinda refuse to open mail?

[jul the cool dog mom @reiscake]

Josh Duhamel on @tscpod not acknowledging tad hamilton as his big break is the same energy as jacob elordi trying to be a starving artist

this is likely only to understood by a very niche audience that watches girly movies

[jul the cool dog mom @reiscake]

Josh Duhamel’s opening on @tscpod:

Here’s Josh, famous for Ransom Canyon and a bunch of shit no one’s heard of. What was your first big break?

Josh: Oh, it was an adaptation of a Picture of Dorian Gray.

Sir.. you’re only famous bc you played Tad Hamilton.

[jul the cool dog mom @reiscake]

ty osu football for improving the mood in our house for the next 6 years 🤣

[Ian Hartitz @Ihartitz]

Today is a great day to let 18-22 year olds decide my overall happiness for a prolonged period of time

[jul the cool dog mom @reiscake]

Pasta is like dogs
there’s a lot of different types of them
And i like them all

[sweatpants cher🔸 @House_Feminist]

Leaving house: good for depression, bad for anxiety

Staying at house: good for anxiety, bad for depression

[jul the cool dog mom @reiscake]

@MickeySpecial77 @Ihartitz Yes, the Fantasy Life pod with Ian now coming to you in Norwegian

[Ian Hartitz @Ihartitz]

Great night to be great!

[jul the cool dog mom @reiscake]

@Ihartitz This looks like one of those how-to illustrations from WikiHow

[jul the cool dog mom @reiscake]

All gyms should provide spray tanning

[jul the cool dog mom @reiscake]

@Ihartitz Let’s make this into a poster to hang above both of our desks

[jul the cool dog mom @reiscake]

Mercury wasn’t in retrograde during my layoff this year so now I’m rethinking MY ENTIRE EXISTENCE