Reiss Farris

artificially flavored spicy cherry soda

[Reiss Farris @reissnobeans]

@FrazierBrett Got their game faces on😎

[Reiss Farris @reissnobeans]

“There is a difference between self-help and sanctification, and that difference in the motive of the heart.”

[Charles Spurgeon @_CSpurgeon_]

You are as much serving God in training your own children, as you would be if you lead an army to battle for the Lord.

[Matt Smethurst @MattSmethurst]

“What would you say to a young Christian who is nervous about the future?”

Beautiful answer from @TimKellerNYC (1950–2023). His faith is now sight.

[Reiss Farris @reissnobeans]

@FrazierBrett Aaaaaaabbbbsolutely not😅

[Reiss Farris @reissnobeans]

Just so everyone can prepare themselves for interacting with me today— I currently have Portable Sounds blaring and am loving life at 6:37 am and yes I am aware that that’s a lot and no I will not apologize

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

What did the drummer name his twin daughters?

Anna1

Anna2.

[Reiss Farris @reissnobeans]

@UKCoachCalipari hope you enjoyed your Dunkin! Sincerely, the girl picking her jaw up off the floor in the parking lot when you walked out🤯

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

My wife asked me to put ketchup on the shopping list.

Now I can't read anything

[Dan Duvall @DanDuvallComedy]

I accidentally used my mom’s fabric scissors to cut wrapping paper and now the cops are here

[Reiss Farris @reissnobeans]

It’s a dangerous thing to mistake speaking without thought for speaking the truth

[B/R Football @brfootball]

MOROCCO KNOCK OUT SPAIN ON PENALTIES 😱

[Reiss Farris @reissnobeans]

@RebsToday https://t.co/9WVDzL3Dgn

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

My girlfriend broke up with me when
she found out I only had 9 toes.

She was lack toes intolerant

[J.C. Ryle @jcryle]

Praying and sinning will never live together in the same heart. Prayer will consume sin, or sin will choke prayer. -@JCRyle

[J.C. Ryle @jcryle]

You must expect little from yourself, but expect much from Christ. Look to Jesus more, and to yourself less. -@JCRyle

[Reiss Farris @reissnobeans]

@coulterclement_ @kellyclarkson Oh goodness

[Reiss Farris @reissnobeans]

Lord, we adore thy vast designs,
Th’ obscure abyss of Providence,
Too deep to sound with mortal lines,
Too dark to view with feeble sense.
-Isaac Watts

[Charles Spurgeon @_CSpurgeon_]

There is no form of sinfulness to which you are addicted which Christ cannot remove.