once upon a midnight dreary 🐀

She/Her/Female. Married. 30s.

My life consists of birbs, cats, fish, lizards; nature, sleeping the day away, depression, anxiety, adhd, sarcasm, and sass.

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@MissionDefault @AMAZlNGNATURE Easy access to calories

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@ada1994427 @lmlgyf Bees will produce way more than they'd ever need. If they don't, bee keepers don't take their honey.

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@brewmeone @AMAZlNGNATURE They will also steal what is another's.

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@_APWK_ @dr_andrealove ...why are they getting a tetanus shot every year?

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@cinderellaicius In the end it doesn't really matter because the electoral college made their decisions and they don't even have to represent their people.

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@shouldhaveanima HOUSE SALAD

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@rob_keyes @quebecween Because a bridge that tall wouldn't survive an earthquake.

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@studentactivism I did not throw candy at them. I made them pick out which ones they wanted. They're old enough to decide.

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@fleetwoodmaxpng Clearly defines the work history. Formatting is a bit off, and could use some punctuation.

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@nmwinter @DWincheste55011 @notcapnamerica @rball490 No matter where I live, they've always required my SS card and/or birth certificate and 2 pieces of mail to prove I live there.

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@acharjee_roy What about taoism?

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@JoeSteelerFan @piper4missouri 😬The church I went to when I was little just passed around a plate that you put money on. How did they even keep track?

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@BlondB00 @wolfyaltwitch I have a few. Haven't seen any changes. Sorry. :( Maybe I'm not not-believing hard enough.

[Murph & Turf @JamesMurphy]

The atlanta airport designers were like "and then what if we had them run a 5k"

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@indygirl911 @grlrocker0 @piper4missouri Sadly the human body isn't always smart. This is just one of the examples.

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@ReegousZ @DoctorTomG @johnpavlovitz @MayoIsSpicyy "a family practitioner who was not certified in obstetrics" I mean, he wasn't supposed to be doing abortions in the first place. That's malpractice. And it's stupid to try to say that's the standard.

[Karabo Mokgoko 🦄🌞 @Karabo_Mokgoko]

They are more than welcome to wear them 🫶🏽

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@BearInWoods24 @BlackKnight10k ???