Rejected Top 10s

Top 10 list ideas that didnt make it onto Letterman for obvious reasons

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Top ten people more fit for presidency than Donald Trump (list contained multiple local kindergarteners)

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Top ten hairstyles that Donald Trump should replace his current one with

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Top ten pieces of evidence that prove Donald Trump is an alien

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Top ten shootings in America that inexplicably haven't caused the government to change their gun laws

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Top ten reasons this account never took off

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Top ten serial killers post 1976

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Top ten satanic cults in the eastern seaboard

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Top 10 best books to set aflame at your local anti-Semitic book burning

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Top ten ways to please your best friends spouse

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Top ten brands of needles that make heroin the best it can be

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Top ten super effective ways to kill an innocent man

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Top ten foods that lead to sure fire projectile diarrhea

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Top ten ways to get your dog to drive you home

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Top Ten movies in which an entire penis is seen on screen for at least 10 consecutive seconds

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Top Ten reasons why the verdict of the O.J. trial was for the better. (Circa 1995, one reason was said to be 'more Naked Gun films')

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Top ten reasons you should buy that pair of shoes you always stop and stare at in The Bay

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Top ten reasons Batman & Robin will be the greatest film of all time (Circa 1996)

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Top ten convenience store chains in which homicide has been committed in