Why We Rejected You

Two editors bitching about writers.

[Why We Rejected You @rejectionishard]

We guarantee you that a lot of #nanowrimo novels just got a whole lot worse. #rejectharder

[Why We Rejected You @rejectionishard]

#NANOWRIMO tip #5: Get rid of spouse and child(ren). They only get in the way.
#LockTheDoor
#amwriting

[Why We Rejected You @rejectionishard]

#NANOWRIMO Tip No. 4: Learn to type. The month will go faster that way.
#amwriting

[Why We Rejected You @rejectionishard]

And everyone who reads this statement should watch Henry Fool right now and stop feeling so good about themselves.
#amwriting #amsensitive https://t.co/vVG0RPISU1

[The Paris Review @parisreview]

“I think that a garbage collector is as sensitive as any author.” —J.P. Donleavy https://t.co/XwPT2wiAbf

[Why We Rejected You @rejectionishard]

#NANOWRIMO Thought for the day: Beware, writing is as addictive as cigarettes and just as healthy, so you might as well quit now.
#amwriting

[Why We Rejected You @rejectionishard]

NANOWRIMO tip#3: So you were up all night watching the @Cubs & missed your quota? 120 words/hr for 14 hours and you'll catch up!
#amwriting

[Why We Rejected You @rejectionishard]

Not rejected: The @Cubs ! #WorldSeries Win! Sorry, Indians, but you know what this means…reeeeeejected.

[Why We Rejected You @rejectionishard]

#NANOWRIMO tip #2: You're tired, and you don't want to write. What do you do? Write anyway. Write until your brain bleeds.
#amwriting

[Why We Rejected You @rejectionishard]

#NANOWRIMO tip #1: Every word you write on day 1 will be deleted. Same with day 2, day 3, and day 4. Days 5–30 are maybes.
#amwriting

[Why We Rejected You @rejectionishard]

#NANOWRIMO Day 1: You've got 10 minutes left to write the first 1,667 words of your novel. Go go go!
#TypeFaster #EditLater
#amwriting

[Why We Rejected You @rejectionishard]

Next time ouija board a different publication

#WeExistAndWeAreNotHappy
#HappyHalloween
#amwriting

[Why We Rejected You @rejectionishard]

No. 296: Your NEW take on zombies is NEW! And AWFUL!

#MakeItGood #HappyHalloween
#amwriting

[Why We Rejected You @rejectionishard]

No. 889: Our horoscope warned us about you.

#Superstition #halloween
#amwriting

[Why We Rejected You @rejectionishard]

No. 134: Vampires don't have to be sexy.

#CullenDoesNotExist
#amwriting #halloween

[Why We Rejected You @rejectionishard]

No. 667: You neither tricked us nor treated us. Come on!

#trickortreat #HappyHalloween
#amwriting

[Why We Rejected You @rejectionishard]

Aw, the love potion you used on us was one writer too late

#HappyHalloween
@amwriting

[Why We Rejected You @rejectionishard]

#halloween

[Why We Rejected You @rejectionishard]

No. 366: The creatures in your spooky story are fake as shit. And you've built them with words!
#Strings #Syrup #boo #amwriting

[Why We Rejected You @rejectionishard]

No. 778: Thunder & lightning in a ghost story? Where have we read that before…? Maybe, um, everywhere?
#WearASheet #Halloween #amwriting

[Why We Rejected You @rejectionishard]

No. 443: We had a rejection quota to fill.

#amwriting #amediting