goofdog

I simply chill

[goofdog @rejectrhino]

if you need to have your phone out and read the synopsis of a movie as you’re watching it not only should you simply not go to theaters to watch these movies but frankly maybe movies aren’t for you

[The House that Kami Built @KamitronPTW]

Maybe just me but every screening I’ve been to, the people don’t really care about having phones out, at least if you’re not annoying about it

Like I HAVE to be reading the synopsis of the movie while it’s happening otherwise I just won’t understand it, that’s how my brain works

[goofdog @rejectrhino]

@m_stormwitch romeo

[Stephen Piccarella @spiccarella]

240 is an all-time classic page count… the 12 oz. can of books

[goofdog @rejectrhino]

idk who this is and i’m sorry but you don’t even need to unmute this shit to tell it’s truly awful

[cruelty+ ♅ @portal222heaven]

my most problematic vocal stim

[Where It Truly Lies ﾒ⁰ @nutmegbygfk]

2004-2007 Kanye West
1980s Prince
1993-1996 RZA
2005-2010 M.I.A
1998-1999 Mos Def
1971-1976 Marvin Gaye
2016 Frank Ocean
2014-2017 Future
2020s The Alchemist
2005-2007 Lupe Fiasco

[goofdog @rejectrhino]

i’m gonna find you bro

[andrew 2.0 @mrnastynodrama]

A lot of white 23 year olds love attacking immigrant owned restaurants for using AI to design stuff.

[goofdog @rejectrhino]

@inceptstellar wallace and gromit

[goofdog @rejectrhino]

@abey_cd11 need

[goofdog @rejectrhino]

it’s always fuck eric adams but cmon we’ve all been there

[New York Post @nypost]

Ex-mayor Eric Adams seeing doing 'walk of shame' in same shirt the morning after his birthday party https://t.co/0yFXIj3Iz6

[. @finished004]

Winter arc day 1 summary:

Skipped gym
11 minutes studied
688 steps
3700 calories consumed
1869 reels scrolled
15hr screen time

[goofdog @rejectrhino]

@justme172548 other than the first one you run into you can just ignore most dragons tbh

[Leigh @leighbeadon]

Yes sir this dispensary has a wide variety of pre-rolls for you to choose from. Here's a barely-functional tablet on which you can peruse a paginated list of all 400 of them in random order, with helpful photos of the mostly-identical packaging.

[sam snow⋆❆₊⊹ @sxmswrld]

just spend $47 on a nice day out in nyc :) can’t wait to find out it was somehow actually $284

[Mademoiselle X @platedpanda]

“There’s a good reason society frowns on relationships like this but I’m uniquely prepared to handle it” —every 18 year old, once

[Magnus Medic @MagnusMedic]

This is such a raw title drop but since the title doesn’t translate well, most people missed it

[꧁ punished waphadar ꧂ @waphadar]

ngl luffy has lowkey lapped my father in the family ranking

[Franklin Leonard @franklinleonard]

This is, frankly, why Marco Rubio is dangerous in a general election.

[¿kofo? @kofookesola]

Lool as soon as he warmed his chin up with those two taps to the chin. I would have turned straight home, and I box regularly too 😭. This nigga is a demon.

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

every time