Kendall

#imnotumbleweed

[Kendall @rekendalling]

Must have calluses https://t.co/yCv2hbH4sK

[Kendall @rekendalling]

Me: -__- I work for Intel.
Sales associate: *shock* What do you do?
Me: I'm an attorney.
Sales associate: *further shock* Oh.
Hey, @MattressFirm, customer service fail, _____ profiling, or both?

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Sales associate: "You must be a unicorn. You don't work for Nike or Intel." @MattressFirm

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This is in Hillsboro/Beaverton, OR area where Nike and Intel are located.

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Went shopping for a new mattress at @MattressFirm clad in sweats and no makeup.

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I want the Raptors to win. But that means Canadians win. 😂 #NBAFinals

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Deceased.

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Makes the victory that much sweeter. #nbafinals

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Toronto is shady for that applause...don't you want to beat the Warriors at their best? #nbafinals

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This article is 90% bitter (which is the gist of this series), but there is definitely truth here.
https://t.co/nH2DWysGrK

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I'm trying to do better than I did when I was in Houston. #portlanddatingchronicles

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Blount is winning. The Pats didn't want to pay him more, so he left and then ran all over his old team in the Super Bowl.

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Too many emotions in one night. Literal anxiety during the Super Bowl and soon-to-be inconsolable tears at "This is Us" very shortly.

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The real anxiety that I have right now...

[Seth @sethersloth]

Just copped my new piece...#BowwowChallenge

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#icant https://t.co/itdnTgJags

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I'm out. https://t.co/5ZRVInpaMA

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On a conference call this morning about how to deal with a supplier issue. My coworker, "Email them: 'why you lie'" #lmao

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If I cite the Patriots win (and my subsequent mourning) as a reason not to go to work tomorrow, my boss will understand. #alternativefacts

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I'm cold. I'm sleepy. #mondayblues