POV: Your mom is going off on the pharmacist, blaming them for βFAILINGβ her mental healthβ¦
Meanwhile, her medication adherence was:
π Sertraline: 23%
π Bupropion: 41%
π Lithium carbonate: 51%
π Alprazolam: 110%
How you will be evaluated as a Pharmacist in retail chain like CVS, Walgreens, etc. are directly linked to how many Flu-Shingles-Pneumonia vaccine you are able to administer during each flu season.
No vaccine = youβre a FAILURE
Do all right but less vaccine = still FAILURE
Me: Can you fill the Mounjaro waiter real quick?
Tech in Training: βAlready done, hereβs 2 pens like the Rx said Qty 2β
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Me: Can you fill the Mounjaro waiter real quick?
Tech in Training: βAlready done, hereβs 2 pens like the Rx said Qty 2 π
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General public: βI take Zoloft in the morning, Lexapro in the noon, and Trazodone at bedtime to manage my anxiety and depression.β
Pharmacist: βI clean my garage and organize the pantry for that.β
A dentist had their prescription pad stolen.
Next day he gets a call from the pharmacy regarding a fraudulent script:
βPercopaste. 1 pound tube, to go.β
He has it framed in his office.
Okay guys. CVS has found out who I am behind this account and l'm told to close my page or be terminated effective next week. Might as well show yall who I am before we farewell π₯² (Swipe β¬ οΈ)
Me: Since youβre here already, I can fill your Morphine 5 days early.
Customer: Really?!
Me: Na, April fools.
*corporate complaint scored*
#AprilFoolsDay