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[skelius @relationismfc85]

I understand why everyone was getting onto us about not having a real director of football. The days of making signings specific to a manager are outdated. The model almost has to be madrid like, where players are signed for the club not for a manager…..

[skelius @relationismfc85]

@Teems_GH I typed defender it was spell check allow it 😂

[skelius @relationismfc85]

@Teems_GH Van hecke is rubbish I can’t lie. That’s not a top end midfielder

[skelius @relationismfc85]

There we are. “Make a bid” gang I thought you lot only want players that want to play for united

[Tom McDermott @MrTomMcDermott]

Great work as usual from @David_Ornstein. Key thing here is that player wants City. Move to #MUFC never really an option for player himself.

[DOJA CAT @DojaCat]

hey elon if u see this please put the audio post feature back on here. Thanks, u frog build looking bitch. Barrel chested ewok u look like u eat sand.

[skelius @relationismfc85]

£70 m’s? David Guest is a criminal

[Telegraph Football @TeleFootball]

Exclusive by @SamWallaceTel: Tottenham make bid for £70m-rated Jan Paul van Hecke

🫂Strong relationship with De Zerbi
📝One year left on contract
🫰Brighton will want full value for the player

Read the full story: https://t.co/BpBSv5LKL2

[skelius @relationismfc85]

@fre_flow Hahahahhaha New York is that one uncle that never grew up

[Sevyn 🇯🇲 @chyycarter]

Dildo boy needs to stop talking on my club.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 BREAKING: Manchester City consider LEGAL ACTION after Enrique Riquelme claims of Erling Haaland joining Real Madrid if he wins the elections.

The club has denied the information and exploring legal action for using their player’s image on purpose.

[Iker Casillas @IkerCasillas]

HAaLAnd MADRID! 😳

[skelius @relationismfc85]

@MUFC_VoR They’re going to blame Asians for why it don’t exist no more.

[Voice @MUFC_VoR]

What a wonderful time to be alive

[Voice @MUFC_VoR]

Idiots in the UK gonna be doing this very soon. Brother miller defo first in the queue

[Voice @MUFC_VoR]

@1kmavv Who is Allan

[skelius @relationismfc85]

The guys a clown. You think that’s how signings are made in real life, bag this shit up

[Madrid Zone @theMadridZone]

🚨🚨 BREAKING: Enrique Riquelme says he HAS SIGNED ERLING HAALAND, he has shown the SIGNED DOCUMENTS TOO.

If he wins, ERLING HAALAND will play for REAL MADRID.

[Shubz @MulaShubz]

New brand for the transfer window landing soon ⏳

#CopiumAndConspiracies

[skelius @relationismfc85]

Don’t let marinakis anywhere near the negotiating table. He’ll torpedo the whole ting, maniac

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 EXCL: Manchester City submit opening offer to Nottingham Forest for Elliot Anderson. #MCFC bid rejected by #NFFC but pursuit ongoing. Club bosses spoke at UEFA dinner last week (no suggestion it was to negotiate deal). W/ @lauriewhitwell @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/ZCZbfRgZLY

[skelius @relationismfc85]

Someone take a punt. 2 year deal reduced wages based on appearances and goals. If he reaches a certain amount of games over both seasons it triggers year 3

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🔚 Dusan Vlahović will leave Juventus as free agent this summer, club confirms. 💣

Juventus director Chiellini: “I’m sad, I wanted Dusan to stay as he cares about out club… but wants 𝐡𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐬𝐚𝐥𝐚𝐫𝐲”.

“At current salary conditions, he will NOT stay in Italy”.

[skelius @relationismfc85]

When you see me in Crete don’t ask what hotel it is or where I got the fits from. Uncles lead the way