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you’ll find yourself alone

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Run to the rescue with love, and peace will follow.

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I miss my Olive

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Guys add me on pokemon go this time for real 297902956937

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I miss my dog

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you know who He is….

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

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Is this what truly being happy feels like

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I’ll send you gifts

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Guys add me on pokemon go and trade me a shiny mankey and or a perfect ma key thanks Relax94

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Yung hos be turning on the gps just to get to the post office in the home town they grew up in

[Tony Chau @SaskioLoL]

Your role in League of Legends ranked by how sexy you are

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Fguijgdeevkoojb

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Forever

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I want to go to sleep

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I feel like an ant

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RMP

[Rat with a knife🐀 @Herotherogue]

FUCKING KILL ME MAN

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And instead of a song loop it’s 9 hours of wanting to blow my brains out

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Except it’s 9 hours long

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My work kinda feels like those 10 hour song loop videos

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I actually gotta get tf out of here lol