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@Foyles @RoseBoyt @MsRachelCooke @picadorbooks speaking of art, your article on Judy Chicago was a disgrace! have some respect. I see that you didn't post it here, which is something. but I think you owe her an apology for your snarky tone. WTF?

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@BBurner47 @rachaelmbade grandma's on the roof and we can't get her down.

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@MarkHamill OMG <3 <3 <3

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@pr3ston @JaredEMoskowitz @MeidasTouch but when will the gazpacho police get off their tuchus and come for HER?!

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@pinktweets @neal_katyal that's really dumb. it will get stuck and then playa restoration will have to deal with it. they should stay in camp!

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@GeorgeTakei are you on spoutible too? I would love to see your posts there! I'm not letting Zucchini gain any more access to my phone so I will not be on insteads.

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@funkatopia he found Morris playing keyboards in a church band! or so I've heard.

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the One True X:
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@Jason_Bergeron @GeorgeTakei that's because they want your phone data. spoutible is way better.

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@oscarcontrarius @elonmusk dude is a dingus, not a genius. twitter has been circling the drain ever since he stupidly bought it.

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@ArchewellBaby Ivanka looks THRILLED. lol.

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@ActiveNorCal I hope he can make it through the break and get back in. I've seen a video of people on a boat rescuing nearly exhausted deer from the water. I doubt this was on purpose.

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@jaydub9191 @_B___S incorrect, sorry. bears are dangerous and when he gets bigger there will be trubs. and the pits are not going to come out on top. bears are far more dangerous than dogs. look at those claws.

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@AlexSpastical @_B___S I have a theory that bears think dogs are just weird looking, noisy bears. it saves the lives of a lot of dogs, I'm sure. bears will actually climb a tree to get away from dogs, which they could probably do away with in short order.

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@Summer_Blonde16 @_B___S this is such a bad idea. bad for the dogs, bad for the bear. = (

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@bfs465 @Austin_Police @GOP Liberia was founded in the 1880s by former enslaved people who were shipped out of the US and "back to Africa" by white people. the flag intentionally looks like the US flag and is meant to celebrate their freedom.

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@realXanderXjork same, internet friend, same

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@TheWriteJennyG @michaelharriot it's possible to get cats to understand boundaries. it requires repetition and consistency, and lots of it. but it's doable. it's also true that if a cat likes you, you may be stuck being its favorite person. but if you are, it's easier to get them to understand your boundaries!

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@notcapnamerica it was a shitheap. a jalopy. I'm honestly surprised Paul Henri was willing to get into it. if it hadn't imploded he probably would have ended up saving all their asses.