Areli Rodriguez

🥴, BBA ~Live. Laugh. Love.~ he/him

[Areli Rodriguez @reliberries]

Not everything’s a joke, it’s just how I cope!

[they/them might be giants ☭ @babadookspinoza]

People only hate Elon Musk because he comes from an emerald mining fortune made in apartheid South Africa, he buys ideas and pretends he’s an inventor, he’s a white supremacist, union-busting, abusive employer, he’s hoarding $1T in stolen wages, he makes us ashamed to be human,

[Chisme 𖤐 @ihyChismexx]

Atheists in California are now spraying GAY CHEMTRAILS on the road to make the cars homosexual.

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

Yup

[⭐️ @carlyraespotify]

Girl you’re cryptic asf we’re not swifties

[Areli Rodriguez @reliberries]

@ochocinco Viva

[Areli Rodriguez @reliberries]

Jackass is a tough watch for me, as an empath

[Molly Morrison @mollyhannahm]

every so often, somebody crafts a perfect tweet. this is one of those times. 10/10

[alby @ILLUMlNAUGHTY]

chicago is too dog friendly sometimes, i dont want ur nasty ass dog next to me when im at a bar 😭

[wendell sandico @wendellsandico]

"there's no such thing as a stupid question" have you ever been to a movie Q&A

[Los Angeles Rams @RamsNFL]

We're all in.

[Potato Snail 🥔🐌 @I_love_snailsss]

Counting or not counting toy violence

[キャバオ @kaybaonoura]

禁煙なんてのは一本500円の水飲んで平日にピラティス通ってるような余裕のある上流階級のすることで、オレら労働者階級はブルジョワ層を睨みながらニコチンで精神を研ぎ澄まさなければならない

[Zohran Kwame Mamdani @ZohranKMamdani]

we both up now

[Alison Klemp/Fridson 🌹 @alisonklemp]

Hochul getting fitmogged by a toddler

[Charli @charli_xcx]

if you get me, you get me and if you don’t, you don’t. and thats ok <3

[Charli @charli_xcx]

remember when i had a bob… lol

[Miilato @miiilato]

getting a new pair of shoes as an adult and not a single person asks how fast you can run in them

[おかちゃん@H.S GARAGE @HSGARAGE1]

アメリカ人と会話してるうちに

「big booty Latina」

という新しい言葉を覚えた