Katie Webb🦋

what’s gucci my gamer?

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

SHOUT OUT to #HarrisonFord for no particular reason, other than he is the one and only #HarrisonFord.

[Katie Webb🦋 @relient_katie]

@MaribethB_92 HER MIND🤩

[Katie Webb🦋 @relient_katie]

thank you taylor but i already have a 10 minute version of all too well

it’s just me screaming mAYBE WE GOT LOST IN TRANSLATION MAYBE I ASKED FOR TOO MUCH OR MAYBE THIS THING WAS A MASTERPIECE TIL YOU TORE IT ALL UP repeatedly

excited to hear yours though👍

[toby @hvnleia]

once again i ask someone to hire alden ehrenreich

[Katie Webb🦋 @relient_katie]

where would i be without parmesan

[Katie Webb🦋 @relient_katie]

returning to twitter for the sole reason of telling the world that my university was playing Lego Star Wars on the gym tv this morning and that is the best possible way to work out

[Katie Webb🦋 @relient_katie]

if Miami 2017 by Billy Joel was my Top Song of 2020, then My Life by Billy Joel is gonna be my Top Song of 2021. I’m calling it now.

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

Seen anything good on TV lately?

[dani 🇵🇸 @gutterfairy]

i love saying “i’m sorry i’m out of it today” as if every day of my life isn’t like this

[Katie Webb🦋 @relient_katie]

it’s december you know what that means😤

[Katie Webb🦋 @relient_katie]

yeah for granted😤🤪😔🙄

[Katie Webb🦋 @relient_katie]

first four pics on your pinterest feed describe your essence

yeah❤️

[mars !! @faerymarys]

first four pics on your pinterest feed describe your essence 🌿✨🪐🥪🍄🦔

[Katie Webb🦋 @relient_katie]

@Its__a__trap : So, the way the game starts, you cut down a tree for your wife’s funeral pyre.

@jillianjjo : ohhhhhh. just like minecraft :(

[Katie Webb🦋 @relient_katie]

i’m not following the election results, i’m just reading the vague bible verses that homeschool moms are posting to instagram and giving my best guess as to what’s happening

[Katie Webb🦋 @relient_katie]

@thatsrightrobin yeah i laugh at you for actual funny reasons like forgetting to cut bread bowls or failing to make a flatbread pizza

[Katie Webb🦋 @relient_katie]

me: dad i just bought the new ipad air!!

dad: it must have all the bells and whistles since it’s the newest one!! does it have a touchscreen??

does the ipad
have a touchscreen