Mghana

[Shaan Puri @ShaanVP]

I have no loyalty to any AI. I am a AI whore.

If a new AI comes out offering me 10% more, it can have it's way with me

[Hustlanani @hustlanani]

I need my weird alone time or I’ll go insane

[James Camp 🛠,🛠 @JamesonCamp]

Seriously saying goodbye to Claude and all other anthropic products

The pushing back, the lazy work, the overly wordy replies - I’m over it all

[Still not nice @Ninanyce]

“Transforming Africa”
“Accelerating Africa”
“Untapping the potential”
“Unlocking Africa’s potential”

Please, it’s enough. Africa is tired from all the transforming, acceleration, untapping and unlocking. Leave her alone!

Africa is being killed by its greedy leaders.

[arrryyyy 🐐 @dube1286]

Maraga hana aura ,we babako ako na aura?

[Mwai, MBS. @IanJamesMwaiK]

Paying taxes in Kenya feels like funding criminal activities.

[SinCara ‎⁨ᥫ᭡ @dombwosque24823]

We can all decide to vote for David Maraga if we’re against bad governance

[Ach13ng'StanAccount. @Probablybakedaf]

1. Chukua Kura
2. Play KE Music
3. Don't Litter

[Farhiya ✨ @farhiiiyaaa___]

Tumewapea hii Friday off halafu nyinyi mtatupea Good Friday off. It’s a Muslim x Christian team up to defeat the evils of a 5 day work week.

[Kieran Drew @ItsKieranDrew]

When I was 20, I went to the hospital for serious back surgery.

During recovery, I shared a ward with two terminally ill people.

They had come to die.

They were laughing and joking all day. Especially at my unsuccessful attempts to go to the toilet.

When I asked one guy why he was so happy, he said:

“Son, when you’re going to die, you’re reminded to live.”

This lesson always stuck with me. I think about death all the time now. Not because I want to be sad, but because it reminds me to stop taking things so damn seriously. To work hard but with a smile on my face.

Remember:

You are going to die someday.

Live like it.

[SokoAnalyst @SokoAnalyst]

I got home at 2AM. A friend left Nairobi for Western Kenya, Webuye, at 7PM. He arrived in Webuye before I could leave Thika road.

Nairobi has gone to the dogs & I doubt we have what it takes to fix it. As long as thieves are in charge, it will keep getting worse.

My experience was not good at all & I truly detest people who voted for someone because they had dimples. Shame on you. Well. Shame on me too, I didn't do enough to make sure the other candidate won. So shame on us all.

[Codie Sanchez @Codie_Sanchez]

“Learn to code," they said.
Meanwhile, the electrician is billing $180/hour and booked out 3 weeks.

[Green Belt Movement @GreenBeltMovmnt]

Karura Forest is a public asset that must be protected through transparency, legality and public participation. We oppose the ongoing barracks development and call on @KeForestService to immediately halt the works and subject the project to full public scrutiny.
#SaveKarura

[Stay Hidden @Stay_Hidden0]

Kenyans
Hear me out

Policy 1: Abolish 47 Women Representative seats.

Policy 2: The remaining 357 MPs/Senators earn Gross Salary Only (Ksh 725,502).

Policy 3: Zero Allowances, Zero Car Grants, Zero Sitting Fees.

✅ The New Annual Bill: KES 3.21 Billion (Down from 47.99B).
✅ The Total 5-Year Savings: KES 223.89 Billion.

RT Widely if you'd want the next president to adopt such policies

[🦇Delight🦍 @Delightistired]

This same damn conversation everytime
We’ve heard y’all are Indians
Now leave us alone

[BasiGo Kenya 🇰🇪 @BasiGoKenya]

What if public transport in Nairobi was predictable, comfortable, and on schedule? 🚍

In partnership with our bus operators, we are now testing a scheduled bus service designed around commuters’ actual travel needs!

[Lynn Ngugi @lynn_ngugi1]

Kenyans have a right to say they don’t want Israelis owning land in this country. They also have a right to stand with the people of Palestine. That’s their choice.

What I find absurd is people trying to acquire large tracts of land here and then saying it’s so Israeli teenagers can “integrate” with Kenyan teenagers. Integrate how exactly? What are you really saying? Who told you there’s a shortage in how our children are integrating?

The truth is, you can invest in your own country. Let’s be honest about why you’re here. Many of these deals only happen because you’re in bed with people in government willing to sell access to our land and resources at throwaway prices.

You benefit from our soil and our cheap labour. And history has shown us that once interests are secured, you won’t hesitate to distance yourselves from ordinary Kenyans. That’s the real concern people are raising.

Also, go to hell with your religion manipulative tactics🚶🏾‍♀️

[¥ @laylanaiim]

I don’t want to normalize what’s considered normal in this generation. The lack of accountability, the fake depth, the way people justify moving foul like it’s self-expression. A lot of sht gets excused instead of corrected. It’s actually kind of disgusting.

[Kendrick Lamar @kendricklamar]

Im too fuckn hungry for this shit bruh. Nobody can stop my vision!!! NOBODY!!!

[Farhiya ✨ @farhiiiyaaa___]

Time zones are crazy.

Sydney is in 2026
Kampala is in 2025
Nairobi’s drainage systems are in 1923