My name is Alex (Cultist Simulator fan acct)

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[My name is Alex (Cultist Simulator fan acct) @relizee0]

@frontandfollow @TronsMrTomson @ReformRadioMCR Well whatever comes next for you guys best of luck going forward.

[My name is Alex (Cultist Simulator fan acct) @relizee0]

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[My name is Alex (Cultist Simulator fan acct) @relizee0]

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[My name is Alex (Cultist Simulator fan acct) @relizee0]

It looks like she's getting ready to kill something but she's really just yawning and doing a big stretch.

[My name is Alex (Cultist Simulator fan acct) @relizee0]

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[My name is Alex (Cultist Simulator fan acct) @relizee0]

@KieranMahon1 It's not worth it. Don't do it. Grow free.

[My name is Alex (Cultist Simulator fan acct) @relizee0]

I will never be good at shaving my balls. I don't fucking get how people do this, it's so far beyond me.........

[My name is Alex (Cultist Simulator fan acct) @relizee0]

I've got: a bleeding scrotum and low self-esteem.

Time to go seize the shit out of the day I guess!............

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[My name is Alex (Cultist Simulator fan acct) @relizee0]

Ugh.............

""Celebrating"" two years of abject fucking nonsense.........

#MyTwitterAnniversary

[My name is Alex (Cultist Simulator fan acct) @relizee0]

@frontandfollow Testimony from person involved: Buy it you cowards.

[My name is Alex (Cultist Simulator fan acct) @relizee0]

Somehow landing the first and featured track on this with Kieran makes me feel more representative of this project than I should probably feel so I'll say this:

It's five dollars. It's for a good cause. Even if you think it's shit, just buy it. (It's actually pretty good tho so)

[Front & Follow / MORE REALISTIC GOALS @frontandfollow]

INTRODUCING: RENTAL YIELDS - VOLUME ONE

The 1st volume of new sounds created from stolen (borrowed) sounds all in aid of @SpinMcr

40 artists, 20 tracks (& a LOT more to come)

Info - https://t.co/0mrSuPFdg9

Pre-order VOLUME ONE - https://t.co/wtxonqYJfr

#rentalyields

🧵 1/6

[Front & Follow / MORE REALISTIC GOALS @frontandfollow]

What the hell is RENTAL YIELDS about?

Inspired by the current housing crisis, the project encourages artists to steal (or borrow, nicely) from another artist to create their own new track – in the process producing HIGH RENTAL YIELDS.

Simple!

https://t.co/wtxonqYJfr

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[My name is Alex (Cultist Simulator fan acct) @relizee0]

I drive past homeless shanties every day on my way to work. Maybe 5 dollars will help someone not have to sleep in a tent under an overpass for a minute. Maybe not. Either way, 5 dollars is a pretty small ask.

Plus, that's a lot of songs.

So just fucking buy it.

[My name is Alex (Cultist Simulator fan acct) @relizee0]

He's pouting because I said he was stinky.

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[My name is Alex (Cultist Simulator fan acct) @relizee0]

https://t.co/z5NFRJzX0K

[Front & Follow / MORE REALISTIC GOALS @frontandfollow]

RENTAL YIELDERS - a copy of VOLUME ONE is in your inbox. Enjoy!

EVERYONE ELSE - VOLUME ONE coming soon (and yes I keep saying that, sorry).

Happy weekend x

[Front & Follow / MORE REALISTIC GOALS @frontandfollow]

Walked to the office today finalising the running order for Volume 1.

Wanna hear @stephenjbuckley take on Crisp Packet Jackets?

@ElizabethJelly take on @TrestleThe?

@relizee0 take on @KieranMahon1?

@CBullockAudio take on @Audio_Obscura?

Stay tuned!

#RENTALYIELDS

[My name is Alex (Cultist Simulator fan acct) @relizee0]

But honestly so good it's disgusting tho............

[My name is Alex (Cultist Simulator fan acct) @relizee0]

I've never done anything more bougie than flying around on a private jet but this shit's disgusting. The entire commercial airline industry? Completely ruined for me. If you told me I had to go fly Southwest or something again I'd tell you I'm walking.

[My name is Alex (Cultist Simulator fan acct) @relizee0]

I swear to all hell I used to be so fucking punk rock too, but this shit's got me. 100%. I've strayed from the path and there's no going back. I'm a sellout. If 16-year-old-me and I met he'd start throwing hands. I'd fucking kill me.