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painfully support everton football club and the new york rangers.

[halo 𐙚 @pIain_tofu]

no one prepared me for the fact that when you have a 9-5 you can't like. go to the dentist or the doctor or anything anymore. because you work. and when you don't work they're closed

[Ben Stiller @BenStiller]

FUUUUCKKK YEAHHHH

[Men in Blazers @MenInBlazers]

FLAPPING WINGS IS A YELLOW BUT MACHINE GUNS ARE FINE? 🟨

Rog and Rory attempt to understand the yellow cards, or lack thereof, given out this weekend for two wildly different celebrations…

[jacqueline @relkcomm]

@rmentz Autocorrect definitely learns your horrible spelling habits and just goes with it. Like ok this is brutally wrong but sure Jackie go ahead

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How do people still not know how to spell definitely like you have an iPhone.

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@rmentz Not you toooo!!!!!! There’s a few ppl in my life when they post they spell definitely so wrong it makes me wonder if they have ever actually seen the word written ever

[Tom Jenkins @TomJenkns]

Pickford has just saved an Erling Haland penalty and is currently leading the golden glove race but commentary is talking about how he is a ‘mixed bag’ 🤣

This guy will never be respected

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@TheCinesthetic Fleabag s2 e1

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@EFCdaily_ @TeleFootball lol

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@smallstminority @TheCinesthetic Relax

[misi @gyllenpunks]

paul mescal be photographing everybody he works with like if he had been married with them for a whole lifetime

[🟡 The tumboy 🟡 @TheTumboy]

I never understood in movies like The Santa Clause or Elf where Santa exists, but parents don’t believe in him. Where do they think the presents come from?

[🧝‍♂️ Jape 🧝‍♂️ @its_jape]

@KirbyCheatFurby Wonderful Christmas time may be the worst song ive ever heard in general

[ari 🫨 @arianaisabelle_]

@9jaswiftie01 a small thing i liked was when it told you what the first song you listened to for the year was. like it’s not important but it’s fun to see

[jacqueline @relkcomm]

@Spotify It was weak. Poor effort from the team. Hire me

[corb @awshuqs]

spotify wrapped is SO LAZY this year

they didn’t tell me whether that gay little town in Vermont still matches my music taste

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@Spotify Oh god I’m so nervous my daughter made me listen to Maggie Rogers and I’m afraid she is ruling my entire wrapped

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@jonmoxIeys Oooo you DIDNT watch 2014. I forgot when he left, if it was before or after that season. My b

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@djrtyhands The original west side story!!!!!!