Jamie

I'm the patron saint of cute wimps ~ he/him

[Phil Lester @AmazingPhil]

No but seriously imagine it:

[Jamie @rellim97]

I can probably think of. Some lessons. 👀

[Jamie @rellim97]

Hello hello. If you work in a role where you take card payments during a sale (retail, hospitality, etc) could you take a couple of minutes to fill out this survey? If you know someone else who does, I'd appreciate if you could pass the link on! https://t.co/XK073WlX71

[Jamie @rellim97]

*physically restraining myself* happy uhhhh happy neil banging out the tunes day and nothing else 😶😶

[Jamie @rellim97]

Hello hello. If you work in a role where you take card payments during a sale (retail, hospitality, etc) could you take a couple of minutes to fill out this survey? If you know someone else who does, I'd appreciate if you could pass the link on! https://t.co/XK073WlX71

[Jamie @rellim97]

Me, ironing my beeswax wraps bc I feel terribly guilty using cling film: man I wish fishing companies would stop hurling plastic into the ocean for fun

[Jamie @rellim97]

#Eurovision

[Jamie @rellim97]

My brother in the kitchen vehemently explaining to my mother that he is terrified of noodle soup

[Jamie @rellim97]

Learning about foragable plants is so fucking funny.
*narrows my eyes at a patch of grass* There's Onions In There

[Jamie @rellim97]

@GeorgeProbably Holy shit a real answer, thank you I appreciate this immensely!!

[Jamie @rellim97]

What the box that you type shit into called?? Does it have a name??

[Jamie @rellim97]

@hayeahmaybenot Still reeling that YouGov asked me to Rate The Bible

[Jamie @rellim97]

GIRL WHAT?

[Jamie @rellim97]

I should have done this earlier, but 2023 bingo card

[Jamie @rellim97]

My advice to anyone currently studying is that you should probably figure out what exactly it is you want to do after, because otherwise Financial Services will decide for you

[Jamie @rellim97]

Shout out to Demi Lovato for making an album for me, a horny tranny, specifically

[Jamie @rellim97]

Purchased a fucking cartoon of eggs apparently

[Jamie @rellim97]

What in God's name is this??

[Jamie @rellim97]

I fuckin, started T today

[Jamie @rellim97]

There's no woman card in this country. There's no barriers at the door of single sex spaces where you scan your Sex Card to gain access. That's literally not how any of this works.

[Jamie @rellim97]

The way tory politicians walk about GRCs show they have genuinely no idea what they are. It's not like... A ticket?? To the women's changing room????

[Jamie @rellim97]

The main thing you need a GRC for in this country is to change your assigned sex on your birth certificate. This is often done so that a person can get married as their preferred gender.

Idk about you, but I have never shown my birth certificate to a bathroom attendant.