Elliot DeMatteis

Software Engineer @Fortnite | Ex-Microsoft | Ex-probablyMonsters

[Elliot DeMatteis @relliotd]

@edzitron How can their pricing be this complicated... "20x with a 3x bonus but not including the base bonus" What the hell am I reading??

[Elliot DeMatteis @relliotd]

@netcoyote People are really bad at assessing risk, developers are no different. You shouldn't npm install with post install scripts enabled but almost everyone does...

[ThePrimeagen @ThePrimeagen]

guys, i honestly do not like clowning on Gary.

I don't find being the butt of a joke funny, so I imagine he does not either.

But, this is what worries me about where we are going. We are actively encouraging an entire generation that the tech is there when its not, and a couple of silly mistakes made on a website isn't the end of the world, but people's data and breaches are serious. We are entering a very VERY hackable world, and I do not like it one bit.

[GBX @GBX_Press]

Italian Prime Minister Meloni:

"I accuse Israel of crossing the red line, I condemn the massacre of Palestinian civilians, and I announce that Italy will support European sanctions against Israel."

[Elliot DeMatteis @relliotd]

@jeffhollan My guess is the word "everything" is doing a lot of lifting here. Or the original time estimate was made up by a probabilistic machine that regurgitates information from its training data.

[Elliot DeMatteis @relliotd]

@housecor Either do the review before or don't do the review. I'm on a three person team, we talk so much about a feature by the time it's written we are already aligned, sometimes we skip.

As someone who used to defend Microsoft from govt audits they better not be in gcc or gcc high...

[Elliot DeMatteis @relliotd]

@Jason lmao

[Elliot DeMatteis @relliotd]

@majornelson Have you played a video game?? 😂

[Elliot DeMatteis @relliotd]

@7intol If nothing explodes it'll stay this way.

[Tim Sweeney @TimSweeneyEpic]

In the coming days, employers will see a stream of resumes of once-in-a-lifetime quality folks. An important thing to understand is that Epic never lowered our hiring standards as we grew, and the layoff wasn't a performance-based "rightsizing" as companies call it nowadays. It's a sound bet that anyone with Epic Games on their resume is in the top few percent of their discipline.

[Elliot DeMatteis @relliotd]

@TynanSylvester Feeling different and being different are different... Generating video is not fundamentally different than text, if the text isn't conscious then the video isn't conscious. A chatbot replying can be realtime, not sure the difference between video in that respect.

[Elliot DeMatteis @relliotd]

@ChairmanSelig Wow didn't know they let professional clowns be CFTC chairs. Explain the difference between predicting the Seahawks win the Superbowl and sports gambling...

[Elliot DeMatteis @relliotd]

@robbysoave Wow what an insanely moronic take.

[Elliot DeMatteis @relliotd]

Anyone who emailed Epstein a winky face should go to jail. Unfortunately, jmail isn't indexed to let me get this list of people (@lukeigel @rtwlz )

i.e. @bengoertzel in https://t.co/3orgC2zwSB

[Elliot DeMatteis @relliotd]

@pigeater420 I think there was more than just funding and AGI being discussed...

https://t.co/3orgC2zwSB

[Elliot DeMatteis @relliotd]

@GuildWars2 @ArenaNet @DrStephenCW @DrStephenCW never followed up but THANK YOU!

[Elliot DeMatteis @relliotd]

. @GuildWars2 @ArenaNet

You know what'd be a great 21st anniversary present next year is letting steam GW2 accounts link their GW account. I didn't know this limitation when I made mine and it's extremely sad having spent hundreds of hours in both games.

[Elliot DeMatteis @relliotd]

@GuildWars2 @ArenaNet @DrStephenCW is there ever a chance of this happening...? 🙏

[Elliot DeMatteis @relliotd]

@ryangrim @BreakingPointsN @DropSiteNews has anyone covered the "pistachio ice cream" references? During a visit to Seattle Epstein and Nathan Myhrvold (former @Microsoft CTO) says, "thanks for letting me attend kirkland kindergarten"

there are many more...

[Elliot DeMatteis @relliotd]

@RepThomasMassie @RoKhanna @RepJayapal There are so many documents illegally redacted to protect pedophiles it's maddening...

https://t.co/WIB4UZqMF5

https://t.co/sPRz5kbI0k

[Elliot DeMatteis @relliotd]

@nbcsnl couldn't come up with a skit this good

[@jason @Jason]

Crashing out 🤦😂

[Elliot DeMatteis @relliotd]

@GuildWars2 @ArenaNet a 2-week countdown and then no elite spec info at reveal, pretty weird strategy...