Rey Cabato

photographer / comedian #cosplayphotography #standupcomedy

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@boringwhitedad @GoodguyGastly Sounds about right.

artist credit: ig-bonzai.doodlez

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@JimmyButler out here like called me jimmy black butler #blackbutler

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@CDawgVA GETTING PEGGED BY BEST GIRL

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This is the level of fame I have achieved in my life

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Goading gamers to start families #AnimeExpo2023

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Step 1: start a podcast with your friends

Step 2: trash each other’s opinions and beliefs

Step 3: …profit

@TrashTastePod

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FF 16 is like if you jammed avatar the last airbender, devil may cry, the first 4 seasons of game of thrones, with a splash of fine wine and and a dash of ff7 avalanche into a blender and set it to eviscerate

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Next week I get to do this again @AnimeExpo

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… ff16 deadass named a girl mid

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The generation after gen alpha is gen beta. Kids born between 2025-2040

At this rate I’m going to have beta kids and that’s fitting and on brand for me 🤷‍♂️

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@akidearest I'm just wondering why there's a picture of bacon egg and pancakes

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Had a nephew say “LoL is all right, but wouldn’t it be cool if you could control more than one unit and have armies fight each other”

…that’s StarCraft

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Elena is cool but damn does it look like they slapped a blonde wig and suit on tifa #FF7Rebirth

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-I love Elena but she does look like they just put a blonde wig and a suit on tifa

-Cid and cait sith will be unveiled come fall

-and here’s to hoping they keep the goofiness and that dyne gets a proper story than the weird shit we got in OG ff7

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Key things to note from the ff7 rebirth trailer:

-tifa, Barret, aerith and red xiii seemingly dead from a tornado in sectors 0,1, and 2 eludes to sephiroth cutscene in the battle simulator in remake.

-yuffie seems to be joining after junon and not in kalm like in new threat

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Tinfoil hat time

-Zack’s Alive but at what cost? Tifa barret red aerith dead to a tornado in sector 2 is the zack alive timeline

-if zack’s alive, sephiroth has another pawn because hojo did jenova cell experiments on both cloud and Zack

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@KQueenTsun I volunteer as tribute

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@_dpiddy Zack’s alive but at what cost

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Deadass spat my water out when I saw my homegirl Shannon’s name in the credits

[Shannon ❌❌❌ @MoonsquidInk]

Absolutely beyond thrilled that I was able to lend my voice to this project! ITS INCREDIBLE!!

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Had the pleasure to work with such an awesome bloodborne concept 👌✌️