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Hawtdawg Witmustard

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Bro u didn’t know? They changed the 5 second rule to 8 seconds

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Now that I have blue light lenses I can finally go on my phone with no consequences

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Skrillex in Seattle is absolutely massive for the autistic community

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#colombia v #switzerland game going into pentalty too shouts 👀👀

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So many options I’m dih-oriented

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Playing doug is literally erotic #brawlstars

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Epic Starr drop for 50 bling. 50 fucking bling

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When the other fish says something brilliant:

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When the fart painful #whyisthat

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Ever since I tweeted this my phone has been tweaking

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That was the best Super Bowl halftime show ever strap a bomb to yourself and run into the White House if you disagree

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What about my poop? #whenimrightimright

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They’re adding sentient beings to Roku city

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I was such a good girl to my future self today damn

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Thank god I’m a girl cuz boys can’t carry water bottles around without it being stupid and weird

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Reconnecting with nature after singing along to the crypto currency commercial

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Always be the person to say 67 when Cross is on screen 💚💙

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@they_genius you are maybe watching the Olympics?

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Nervous for the Super Bowl tomorrow. What if they need me to play?

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And lemonade omg

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Reminder that James Blake is on the black panther album

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I could write sensually about cherry Coca Cola. I won’t. But I could