simone

Writer & life enjoyer. I get distracted very eas

[simone @rememberdt]

Tfw you just trimmed your toenails and your parents comes into your room with a question

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Lily Rose Depp is biracial…

[Gay Interrupted @TwinkTheory]

I’ve said it before but actual perfect casting for American psycho but for girls (my year of rest and relaxation) are lily for WASP rich art world girl drug addict and Rachel for Jewish bulimic jealous alcoholic best friend

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somehow ends up resembling Shane Dawson

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"wasted" ?

[mimitastic @bblmariah]

This song is a career highlight and she wasted it the soundtrack for a Austin powers movie https://t.co/aPoS6VhCOo

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Who gon audit me boo?

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I wanted to be this type of white sooooo bad when I was 8

[y2k @y2kpopart]

Brooke Hogan dancing to "Be Good To Me" by Ashley Tisdale

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The influencer who brought about my understanding of the term "hate watch" is getting married in a week! I'm so excited to see what she wears

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The older half of Gen Z is burdened by ultra woke internal thought policing bordering on diagnosable OCD while the younger faction is loudly proud to be 5x more bigoted than their Korean War veteran grandfathers

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@erikatheecasier

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Bunch Hive let’s get My Fair Brady trending !!

[Tanaya @tanaya_0510]

Ages when you suffer a lot:

17
23
27

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Lance210 and his theatre company should’ve had cameos on Mare of Easttown

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Best movie ever!

[َ @letmefeedonyou]

bully (2001)

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@mcdermott Kick rocks jackass!

[aria @m8ss3ducti0n]

OR4

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Hm. 🤔🔎

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@Buttchz163551 @hollowearthterf Do you know anyone under the age of 40?

[Victoria Rose @woahhvickyyy]

If you don’t have a plan miami gone make a plan for u

[simone @rememberdt]

When u like on hantavirus tweets and yr TL becomes this

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Note the head/skull shapes ✍🏻

[simone @rememberdt]

My boyfriend has developed a theory that Bruce Willis is Chet Hanks biological father. Please follow for updates as we continue research