Marina

[𝐂𝐫𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐖𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡 𝐙𝐖 @CrimeWatchZW]

WATCH | The day Bulawayo’s TTI parking marshals finally met their match.😅

[Marina @remembermarina]

#zambia #hakaindehichilema https://t.co/KHwXdM2EOw via @YouTube

[Go Warriors Go ! @bustoptv]

This is getting interesting ! AIR ZIMBABWE

[African @ali_naka]

Trump Disappointed to Learn SA Refugees Have No Farming Expertise: “They Were Just a Bunch of Car Guards,” He Says

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a move that has surprised absolutely no one except himself, U.S. President Donald J. Trump expressed profound disappointment this week upon discovering that the first group of South African refugees admitted under his much-hyped “Mission South Africa” initiative are, in fact, not sun-bronzed farmers wearing khakis and chewing on straw, but rather a loose collection of ex-car guards, part-time rappers, and one guy named Bradley who claims to have "almost bought a tractor once."

Trump, who launched “Mission South Africa” back in March with all the subtlety of a malfunctioning megaphone, had promised a fast track to U.S. citizenship for “hardworking white farmers who are having their land taken away — it's very sad, very unfair, the worst land stuff ever.” The program was meant to provide sanctuary for those fleeing “horrible” conditions, despite the South African government's insistence that no one was actually being chased off their property with pitchforks and ominous violin music.

“They told me they were farmers. Tremendous farmers. The best farmers — you’ve never seen farmers like this,” Trump told reporters Tuesday while wandering aimlessly through a Home Depot garden section. “Then they get here and it’s like, none of them even knows how to start a John Deere. One guy thought ‘irrigation’ was a TikTok challenge.”

According to unnamed White House insiders (who spoke under strict anonymity because they are currently hiding in a supply closet), Trump was "visibly shaken" when the first planeload of South African refugees disembarked in Ohio wearing skinny jeans, sunglasses, and clutching signs that read “We were told there’d be Chick-fil-A.”

The President’s initial attempts to assign them to farms in rural Iowa were met with confusion and mild outrage.

“I thought we were coming to America for, you know, opportunity, freedom, and maybe a shot at becoming an influencer,” said Jaco, 26, a former car guard from Johannesburg now residing in a Nebraska barn. “I’ve never even touched a cow. I mean, once. At a petting zoo. But that was for a Tinder date.”

One refugee, Corné, had a more entrepreneurial spirit. “I told Mr. Trump I can’t farm, but I can direct traffic in any parking lot, anywhere, in any weather...

[Amarrisa @Amarrisa2]

@MacBelts

[Amarrisa @Amarrisa2]

@MacBelts Anti tear gas

[Shamiso Moyo @mamomurozvi]

This is why the dynasty killed Matemadanda just for speaking truth to power. The cartel are foolish to think that silencing dissent voices is the answer it’s a lie. Zimbabwe will never be a dynasty the youths will fight this barbarism

[kerina mujati @kerinamujati]

Valerio Sibanda uri kuona zvawaka konzeresa under your watch waku tukisa masoja edu? Valerio you are a BIG SELLOUT.

Emmerson, hanzi naOga veku Nigeria ava, what is the colour of your problem, nhai iwe useless, wicked like devil elderly man? What colour is your problem Emmerson?

[The Mirror Masvingo @TheMirrorMsv]

When you are a true man of the people you don't need to get Police clearance to get people marching on the streets. Hundreds of people spontaneously poured into Masvingo CBD today to show their deep grief and bid farewell to CCC youth and Masvingo City Council parking marshal Augustine Rashirai who was killed in a traffic accident on Monday while on duty. Rashirai
was a pillar of the opposition and a campaign manager for councilors Bernard Muchokwa and Mayor Aleck Tabe during the 2022 by-election and 2023 harmonsed elections. Rashirai will be buried near Morgenster Mission tomorrow. Public gatherings of more than 10 people without Police clearance are strictly not allowed in Zimbabwe but this one happened. @MasvingoCity @ForumMasvingo @nelsonchamisa @CCCZimbabwe @PoliceZimbabwe
@MoLGPWZim @ZLHRLawyers @hrw @CrisisinZim @CCCMasvngoYth @ForumMasvingo

[Typical African @Joe__Bassey]

We need to wake up to reality…

[Marina @remembermarina]

This is nuts. This man lives in a $$$ Million dollar MANSION HOUSE 😩😩😩😩😩😩

[Tazo @TheLifeZoomer]

It’s the fact that someone looked at that spot, 2 cm from the road and thought, “Perfect place for a homestead.” 😂😂

I’ve seen questionable decisions before, but this one deserves its own category.

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

Damn, Iran did not waste a second, they had this diss track ready to go, with the exact final score, after trump's cheating ways jinxed and screwed our US Men's Soccer Team.

He's turned the whole world against us.
The song is 🔥, tho.

[Marina @remembermarina]

A reflecting pool that has long enticed visitors now gains police scrutiny under Trump https://t.co/kGV48YSL9i

[Marina @remembermarina]

Did Parliament Just Ignore 99.4% of CAB3 Opposition? https://t.co/MInCbXfIbF via @YouTube

[Marina @remembermarina]

Did Parliament Just Ignore 99.4% of CAB3 Opposition? https://t.co/MInCbXfIbF via @YouTube

[kerina mujati @kerinamujati]

Timbo kudzorerai kumashure mbichana.....Tungwarara in his own words

[Zimviral 𝕏 @ZimViral]

Dreams, savings, and sacrifices… reduced to rubble in seconds 🙌🏾💔

[Freeman @freemanchari]

I will share this daily until everyone in Zimbabwe has seen how much of an unrepentant liar Mnangagwa is.