remi

always the thirst, never the trap

[ivy ♡ *⁠.⁠✧ @xbabyivy]

“I literally told you yesterday”

me:

[sydney @demiurgently]

my ducks? in a row. ordered. disciplined. behaving predictably.
your ducks? scattered. in disarray. waddling aimlessly. desperate for a leader to impose structure.

pathetic.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Didn’t have to flex on her like that bro

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

when the rules of literally any card game are explained to me

[Fenix 🏳️‍🌈 leggy toaster @royaltoaster1]

Made a really scary jack-o-lantern this year.

[remi @remiloo]

@eyyyyitsjanice U ok?

[remi @remiloo]

This feels like a safe place to say that I give 0 eggs about Taylor swifts new album

[Casey Nowak @IgnatzHaderach]

*hands you six ibuprofen* this is an old family recipe

[remi @remiloo]

Palpatine is that you?

[sean @_sn_n]

A FaceApp morph of all 50 Republican Senators.

[remi @remiloo]

My Spotify end of the year #1 podcast is going to be Harry styles Coachella recordings. . . Sorry not sorry. #thankstotherandowhotookthetimetogetitonspotify

[remi @remiloo]

Am I the only one who’s phone will auto correct perfectly real words ?

[Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman]

Your email did indeed find me well, but it left me a shell of the man I used to be.

[remi @remiloo]

Feeling lucky 😅

[remi @remiloo]

Living in student housing is knowing that at any given moment you could be hit by a vehicle.

[remi @remiloo]

@wepopchampagne Thank you

[remi @remiloo]

I would just like to formally state that I apologize and take back all the mean things I said about Rob when they announced him as Batman.