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[r e m ✨ @remilouiseeee]

I wonder if love island will ever have someone that’s like a size 14, you know the most popular size in the whole country??? 🤗🤗

[Lucy Watson @imLucyWatson]

Imagine telling someone you love them and they reply with “bless you” 😳 #LoveIsland

[r e m ✨ @remilouiseeee]

When ya mum’s chatting to someone on pof and the phone dictates her having a go at my dog running around the garden at exactly the same time, I’m in tears 😭

[r e m ✨ @remilouiseeee]

@scottjanaway A numpty

[r e m ✨ @remilouiseeee]

I can be arsed to go to the shops but I really can’t be arsed to queue

[r e m ✨ @remilouiseeee]

Old footage of Prince Phillip and the Queen together over the years has made my heart hurt tonight 😞

[r e m ✨ @remilouiseeee]

Are they gunna ban the pill now because that causes blood clots too?

[r e m ✨ @remilouiseeee]

@ylm_x How long after you had it did you start feeling rough?? I’m fine at the moment and had it done this morning 🤔

[r e m ✨ @remilouiseeee]

119 days to remember how to like people again

[r e m ✨ @remilouiseeee]

Greenland is a watch and a half on Prime 😫😫😫😫😫

[r e m ✨ @remilouiseeee]

It’s all well and good turning 25 today but being reminded I’d be in the overs category on X factor is shocking

[r e m ✨ @remilouiseeee]

Name a better text, I’ll wait x

[r e m ✨ @remilouiseeee]

I had someone on the phone at work today ask me if it would be too kinky if he asked me to say ‘would you like some tea Phillip’ after telling me my accent was turning him on and he wasn’t even called Phillip 🤣

[r e m ✨ @remilouiseeee]

New Years for 2022 better bang

[r e m ✨ @remilouiseeee]

I mean at least I don’t use stencils because I’m not 5 anymore 🥴

[r e m ✨ @remilouiseeee]

Anyone else developed a crush on Vernon or just me 🤔

[r e m ✨ @remilouiseeee]

@scottjanaway All 3 seasons and all 22 episodes??

[r e m ✨ @remilouiseeee]

Designated survivor has consumed my life and I’ve never been so hooked #Netflix

[r e m ✨ @remilouiseeee]

@SkyeFletcha You got this girl ❤️xx

[r e m ✨ @remilouiseeee]

Did I miss the part of lockdown rules where celebs are still allowed to go on holiday to Dubai or Maldives 😒

[r e m ✨ @remilouiseeee]

What’s the point in a lockdown if I see loads of girls at each others houses on insta 🤣