Bandits went live and asked Nigerians to send azas for give aways.
They used banking apps to send money to those who sent accounts. No arrests made.
A responsible citizen made a video of the cracks on Coastal road and within days he was arrested.
If you ever come here to tell me only God can solve our insecurity problems Ogun will kpai you.
i know you don’t know why things peak at night; why sicknesses get worse at night, why people mostly die at night, you get more hungry at midnight, depression hits more at midnight etc
i’ll explain the science behind that now so pay attention and walk with me
your body runs on an internal clock called the circadian rhythm, a 24 hr biological system controlled by the brain that regulates body temperature, hormones, hunger, mood, immunity and alertness. at night, the body shifts into recovery mode. cortisol, a hormone that helps reduce inflammation and pain, drops to its lowest levels, which is why pain, fever, coughing and asthma symptoms feel worse after dark.
the illness itself may not be getting worse but your body’s ability to suppress discomfort is reduced.
this is also one reason serious medical events and deaths are more common at night as heart rate, blood pressure and overall alertness naturally decline while the body focuses on maintenance and repair.
nighttime also changes the way we think and feel. hunger tends to increase because leptin (the fullness hormone) falls while ghrelin (the hunger hormone) rises making cravings stronger. then mentally, the absence of noise, work and social interaction leaves the mind alone with its thoughts. serotonin and dopamine levels are lower, melatonin rises and the brain becomes more reflective, emotional and vulnerable. this is why anxiety, loneliness, overthinking, painful memories and even heartbreak often feel more intense at night. with fewer external distractions, the brain amplifies internal sensations, making pain feel louder, thoughts feel heavier and emotions feel deeper.
it’s why many doctors and psychologists advise against making major life decisions late at night, when the brain is more emotionally biased and naturally more pessimistic. learn something. 👍
@Dr_Afo Exactly and the way they bouyantly celebrate it is annoying. Makes it easier on a daily basis for the people that put thrn in that situation to get away with it.
TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN,
𝐒𝐊𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐒 𝐍𝐈𝐆𝐄𝐑𝐈𝐀𝐍𝐒 𝐒𝐇𝐎𝐔𝐋𝐃 𝐋𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐍 𝐈𝐍 𝐍𝐈𝐆𝐄𝐑𝐈𝐀 𝐁𝐄𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐄 𝐓𝐑𝐀𝐕𝐄𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐀𝐁𝐑𝐎𝐀𝐃, 𝐬𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨𝐧’𝐭 𝐬𝐮𝐟𝐟𝐞𝐫, 𝐛𝐞𝐠, 𝐨𝐫 𝐝𝐞𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐨𝐧 𝐩𝐞𝐨𝐩𝐥𝐞.
This is the part nobody likes to talk about. All you want is japka as if money is growing on trees abroad.
Before visa.
Before IELTS.
Before embassy prayers.
There are BASIC, LOW-LEVEL, HIGH-DEMAND skills Nigerians should already know before leaving Nigeria.
Real-life survival and money skills.
𝟏. 𝐃𝐑𝐈𝐕𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐈𝐒 𝐍𝐎𝐓 𝐎𝐏𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐀𝐋 𝐀𝐁𝐑𝐎𝐀𝐃
If you cannot drive, you will suffer.
Full stop.
Driving gives you:
• Freedom
• Multiple income options
• Time control
• Independence
People abroad make money from:
• Uber / Bolt
• Amazon Flex
• DoorDash / Instacart
• Medical transport
• Private deliveries
• Chauffeur work
Learning to drive abroad costs:
• Thousands
• Months of delay
• Failed tests
Learn it in Nigeria cheaply.
Master it.
Arrive ready.
2. HAIR BRAIDING & BEAUTY SKILLS PRINT MONEY
People joke about “braiding hair.”
Let me tell you something.
Hair pays rent abroad.
Skills that make cash fast:
• Hair braiding
• Wig making
• Loc installation
• Barbering
• Lash extensions
• Nails
These skills:
• Need little English
• Have African clients everywhere
• Pay cash
• Travel with you
Many salons abroad are owned by Nigerians.
Clients are booked months ahead.
3. COOKING IS A BUSINESS, NOT JUST A TALENT
If you can cook well, you are sitting on money.
Abroad, people pay heavily for:
• Nigerian food
• Party trays
• Meal prep
• Catering
• Frozen meals
Learn:
• Portion control
• Food hygiene
• Packaging
• Pricing
People abroad are tired.
They buy convenience.
4. SEWING & ALTERATIONS
Fashion doesn’t disappear abroad.
People need:
• Clothes shortened
• Zips changed
• Dresses adjusted
• Wedding outfits fixed
Learn sewing properly.
Not Instagram tailoring.
Real measurements.
One sewing machine abroad can feed a family.
5. CLEANING IS A BUSINESS IF DONE RIGHT
Not house-help mentality.
Commercial cleaning pays:
• Offices
• Schools
• Airbnb
• Construction sites
Learn:
• Deep cleaning
• Equipment use
• Chemicals
• Speed & quality
Many Nigerians abroad clean quietly and own houses later.
6. HANDYMAN & REPAIR SKILLS ARE GOLD
People abroad don’t fix things themselves.
Learn:
• Painting
• Basic plumbing
• Light electrical work
• Furniture assembly
• TV mounting
Clients pay for 30 minutes what some earn in a full day.
7. LAUNDRY & IRONING IS UNDERVALUED MONEY
People hate washing and ironing.
Abroad:
• Time is money
• Convenience is king
Learn professional laundry:
• Stain removal
• Folding
• Packaging
Simple skill. Constant demand.
8. CHILDCARE & ELDER CARE SKILLS
Not just “watching children.”
Learn:
• Basic childcare
• First aid
• Safety routines
• Elder support
Care jobs are always available.
Certification helps.
Experience matters.
9. BASIC COMPUTER SKILLS SEPARATE YOU FROM SUFFERING
You don’t need to be a tech genius.
But you must know:
• Email
• Online forms
• Scheduling
• Scanning documents
• Printing
Many Nigerians abroad lose jobs because they can’t fill simple forms.
If you are still in Nigeria:
Learn something with your hands.
Learn something practical.
Learn something people pay for.
Visa expires.
Skills don’t.
Best wishes
- The investigation hasn’t been fully completed
- The arrested suspects haven’t been charged to court
- The crime scene has been muddled with by the police & the Cp when he visited with cameramen
The court hasn’t given a judgment yet but we are demolishing property. Sometimes, we act like the court is just giving opinion & not the actual judgment.
Tinubu: "And so... the groundnut oil must never run before sgidoksvhdb 'cause where do we go from there...?"
Idiots: 👏👏👏👏👏
Obi: "If you look at our energy production capacity, we are just at 43% of our potential"
Idiots: "Lol. This is why I said Obi can never be president. We are at 45%, not 43%. All this man does is lie. How do we put our country in the hands of someone who always falsifies figures to prove a point?"
The Iranian navy, which has been destroyed eight times, has apparently closed the Strait of Hormuz again, because the United States, for the seventh time, won the war that wasn’t a war, so now the United States has to open the Strait of Hormuz that was already open before the not-war began.
The not-war began because Iran had uranium that was totally, completely, beautifully obliterated, so they can’t build the nuclear bomb they weren’t building, which is why the United States had to start the not-war it definitely didn’t start.
Now the United States, which has nuclear weapons, is threatening to use nuclear weapons to stop Iran from getting nuclear weapons, because nuclear weapons are far too dangerous for countries with nuclear weapons to allow other countries to have.
If the United States saw the United States doing what the United States does in other countries, the United States would invade the United States to liberate the United States from the tyranny of the United States.
Good morning @DONJAZZY
Months ago, you gave a young man 20M naira to disburse laptops. He didn't, nor has he provided accountability for that money, which is public funds.
That's the subpoint of this tweet.
The main point is that, he stands to implicate you in the future.
What you may or may not know is:
The young man solicited sensitive data like NIN from thousands of potential beneficiaries he lured under an application system trap - for laptops he didn't disburse. Members of his committee too have, consequently, been public touted as fraudulent.
Hundreds of crimes are committed monthly with NIN. Should one of the unsuspecting applicants have their data used in a crime in the future, one can make a case that you funded him to fish private data from the unsuspecting public.
A case can concurrently be made that it is impossible for you not to know his application request system or possible distribution apparatus before dumping 20M before him.
Ideally, you should demand that he publicly accounts for the money - and should you decide to prepare a legal contingency, that's entirely your prerogative. For posterity sake, I have just executed my duty as Twitter's unappointed class captain.
They will not turn your good into evil inside your hand o.