Amy Remmer

Nothing beats a good taco soup.

[Amy Remmer @remmersaurus]

Not taking a sip of water after brushing your teeth should be an extreme sport.

[Amy Remmer @remmersaurus]

2019, return of the tweet

[Amy Remmer @remmersaurus]

#WednesdayWisdom: Grab your morning coffee and discover a whole new world with #RegistrationReimagined. Next stop: Smarter & Simpler Event Registrations! https://t.co/8gsGYPcnp0 #halloween

[Amy Remmer @remmersaurus]

@iheartpotter #subwaycreatures is my favorite pastime

[Amy Remmer @remmersaurus]

“@cher on shuffle” kind of Saturday morning.

[Amy Remmer @remmersaurus]

Today was the kind of day where you buy string cheese at the store and then sit on a bench at the entrance to the store (but still in the produce section) and eat it. #win #notallheroeswearcapes

[Amy Remmer @remmersaurus]

If I could be any vegetable I’d be a potato.

[Amy Remmer @remmersaurus]

@iheartpotter I need to log on to Twitter more just to read your tweets

[Amy Remmer @remmersaurus]

Please excuse my lack of celeb-knowledge, but... Adam Levine's hair?!?!

[Amy Remmer @remmersaurus]

Today's lunch theme was 'things I can put butter on'. Meanwhile, the Boston marathon...

#BostonMarathon #BostonStrong #butter #fitness

[Amy Remmer @remmersaurus]

Dude. We gotta go to IHOP.

[Amy Remmer @remmersaurus]

If I were a teacher I would so give 2016 an after school detention. #worstyear #gohome2016youredrunk #suckit

[Amy Remmer @remmersaurus]

As a grown woman of 27, I just drank milk from the carton and then it came out my nose. Good night, all. #twenties #fratlife #livingalone

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Got 🍕slices twice today. From the same spot. In person. They knew. #calledout #gameday #noshame #knewmyorder

[Amy Remmer @remmersaurus]

This heat has me feeling like I need appx 100 miniature deodorants to keep in every pocket I have. #sweatlife 💦

[Amy Remmer @remmersaurus]

Washing my lights and darks together tonight. Fingers crossed. #livingontheedge #takechances #boldmoves #onelifetolive

[Amy Remmer @remmersaurus]

My trying to hit on someone: On days I shower I look like a freshly groomed Pomeranian. #brb #crawlingbackinmycave

[Amy Remmer @remmersaurus]

@iheartpotter The universe would implode if we shared the same city again. #DOIT #whoruntheworld #champagneandsandwiches

[Amy Remmer @remmersaurus]

Flirting in 2007-09 was our prime. Seriously, everyone go read your Facebook messages from the early years. You will not be disappointed.

[Amy Remmer @remmersaurus]

Still trying to sort through this one but in the shower earlier I pulled a piece of lettuce off my back. 🤔