rachel.

Dont worry, be happy

[𝐋𝐞𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐝 @Be_like_legend]

My unpopular opinion is that fireworks are stupid. They're nightmarish for many veterans, they pollute the air, they scare the shit out of pets, and they harm wildlife. There is no reason for them being in set off residential areas.

[rachel. @remurrayx]

@chivoinmortal @WoodP1993

[Boluwatife @TEEPHTREND]

After giving birth, a woman's internal wounds take six months to heal, 12 months for physical recovery, two years for hormonal balance, and up to five years to rediscover her identity. Relationships frequently fail during this time due to a lack of understanding. Be kind and patient with new mothers; they are facing more challenges than it appears.

[rachel. @remurrayx]

@RebornMouse @WoodP1993 some good holiday shorts for you

[fluttershy @hwrtyed]

i heard too many sounds at once and now im a bitch

[rachel. @remurrayx]

@currys That just gives me an automated number system which I’ve been through before. Does anyone actually work? Are the systems up yet or not?

[rachel. @remurrayx]

@currys are your IT systems back online yet? They have been down since yesterday afternoon and your CS team are no help at all.

[rachel. @remurrayx]

@Selp765 @WoodP1993

[rachel. @remurrayx]

@WoodP1993 @nonregemesse That baby has 3 legs.

[rachel. @remurrayx]

@benyahr Did she even listen to the song beforehand lmao just guessing when to come in

[rachel. @remurrayx]

@Black_Pilled @WoodP1993

[rachel. @remurrayx]

@PamelaBies No one is talking about the fringe!

[Austine @theereal_one]

men who turn into whiny little piss babies when they find out they’re having a daughter should be rounded up and dumped into the ocean

[SV *Champions of England* @SVCarbaholic]

There’s always a tweet

[Philip Proudfoot @PhilipProudfoot]

EXCL: Zack Polanski overheard on a train shouting loudly into his phone, “Hannah Spencer. No Surrender. A four-day week and a 3-day bender!”

[rachel. @remurrayx]

@drivenbyfilms This is who deserves the hate. Not an innocent person with Tourette’s.

[rachel. @remurrayx]

@official_kaiiii This is who I see when I watch this video.

[rachel. @remurrayx]

@queenie4rmnola Doctorate in being a fanny.

[rachel. @remurrayx]

@ejgallagherx See how all the negative comments are from men…