Remy James

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@Emily_Sundberg Mana in Encinitas !!

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adore watching a man and woman fall in love in an airport. they will never see each other again!

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feeling down? recommend purchasing 5 miniature pumpkins and then placing them at your eye line

[Remy James @remysmidt]

friend told me curtis sliwa confessed to biting off the head of a pigeon during the mayoral debate, commenting: "it came after me. had to be done. whatcanya do? this is new york" and I believed him for around 5 minutes

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couples costume idea @nbcsnl

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in italy to find ferrante

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in Rome and gonna go by remus. what must I see?? especially happy because I just read the new lahiri

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@signulll Kodak— named after the sound a camera makes :)

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people don’t hate millennial stuff because it’s sincere they hate it because the default associated style is objectively ugly. a bunch of songs that go HEY HO ! a patchwork of fabrics. sepia everything.

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sick of reacting to iPhone photos of dogs I will never meet

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one of my favorite things is when someone tells me I look “familiar” and then thinks & thinks and fails & fails always feels so mysterious and precious to me - - maybe I snuck into a crazy dream

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it’s amazing what chopping off your hair will do for your life

[Remy James @remysmidt]

a beautiful friend of mine took me to get a manicure this week and wow I love being a woman

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emergency: need the lana del rey lilac chiffon gown with the brown fur straps

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a good vibe is hard to find

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first they slopped our bowls—

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why are men everywhere on laptops

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me? shopping for a miniature pumpkin

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when will every fake loan department in the world stop calling me

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saying “slop for lunch” to a coworker who is unaware of the slop bowl discourse