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lactose intolerant but still makin that cheddaaaaa

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@markedly “So since you’re lactose intolerant, does that mean when you’re pregnant and your titties fill with milk that they’ll explode?”

[Alex Nelson @WeddingVenueGuy]

Should we run a commercial during Iowa football games? Probs most guaranteed eyeballs for the state and we have a location right on campus.

Actually bidding to get into a 2 location in a university building.

5th location will also open right around football season so could be good to get this one rolling.

Thoughts?

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@DavidEickholt I just had to share this comedic gold with everyone else in regards to @DavidEickholt last tweet

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@MacinHarvey @DavidEickholt Ikr- cancel @DavidEickholt

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@DavidEickholt Won’t stop me from texting you Taylor Tiktoks

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@Pirateshipmsu @DavidEickholt I’d like to see what you’ve accomplished Rick

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THE @DavidEickholt will be at the Halloween ball at Eastbank in Cedar Rapids on October 29th so be sure to buy your tickets and take a picture with David

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I never thought I’d have to tell my cat to stop eating my tater tots…

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You can tell a lot about a person based on how clean their microwave is

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Throwback to when Jonathan used my love life for his math project

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Little did I know that Jonathan based his statistics project on my love life. He got a 96%

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I love how my mom thinks I have all the answers to fix her phone or computer whenever they aren’t working

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My therapist told me I have legit daddy issues so that’s great…

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@DavidEickholt @Sean23Roberts @kayleejo88 It’s the fact that I’m important enough to be a source… jealous much?

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Hanging out with your 12 year old sister means listening to her say shiznit and frack when she gets frustrated

[David Eickholt @DavidEickholt]

At 6:30- I’ll be doing the One Chip Challenge to pay off this bet. I’m also utilizing this opportunity to raise $ for the Children’s Hospital! We are already closing in on $500!!! Unreal.

Follow the live here: https://t.co/AvDYXaUTzO

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@DavidEickholt Probably not

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Just watched the first episode of she hulk and it’s so good! Way better than I thought it’d be, this one’s for the girls 💚

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@DavidEickholt I bet your predictions are lame

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Shots fired, but did @DavidEickholt lie?

[Ghostface @GhostfaceTalks_]

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