Senpai are you watching? *fist up in the sky* I just watched 2 non-zombie horror movies within the same wee… wait resident evil is a zombie movie game movie nvm that senpai
Everybody likes to say “coba baca dulu” but nobody actually does the “mari berikan keterbacaan yang baik” i mean of course i didnt actually read it like come on
Somebody at Pertamina PR read that one LinkedIN post about not to apologize when making a mistake, but to instead say “thanks” for reminding them, and then unleash their creative genius on that genuinely heartfelt Ramadhan commercial
When you thought she was asking you out but then she pulled out her ipad and started to talk about diseases and medical bills.
She was prospecting me. Cant trust anyone on dating apps anymore now smh my hemorrhoids
alright The Japan, you got America's and The America's people's attentions and the moneys, will you also release Godzilla to The Lesser Countries as well please
This pod near me has been blasting Peterpan and other early 2000’s musics I’m assuming from the provided bluetooth speaker inside since last night. Can still hear it over my headphones and the river noises. Pretty sure Peterpan has become millenials’ Nike Ardila now
how many years has it been since that discovery of waterproof pen and paper by that japanese prof or smth and why good ideas appear during shower times smh my head
have you ever made fried rice so good you know its a once in a lifetime experience
(because the next time you make it it would taste different, there i explained it to you)