Reñe

Venmo me serotonin

[Reñe @rendem14]

Driving over the rumble strip just to feel something

[Reñe @rendem14]

😄

[Reñe @rendem14]

Lmao how do people get sad over the stock market, imagine being scared of a line. y=mx+b, gonna cry?

[Reñe @rendem14]

Quitting nicotine is easy, I’ve done it like 9 times

[Reñe @rendem14]

Dudes be high all the time, but their lawns lookin like shit. Bro, you’re worried about the wrong grass 😂

[Reñe @rendem14]

how am i supposed to sleep knowing all of my baby teeth are out there somewhere

[Reñe @rendem14]

were you told you were smart as a kid or are you normal

[Reñe @rendem14]

Bro, what if she joins the zoom call and she laughs at my light up keyboard

[Will Joseph Cook @WillJosephCook]

Wtf

[Reñe @rendem14]

Does this mean the walkout for Bobby Shmurda is cancelled?

[justin butlag @nothinbutlag]

I put cartoon sound effects over a wrestling match

[Reñe @rendem14]

Father, forgive me, for I have simped

[Reñe @rendem14]

If my kids ever see me wearing a cell phone holster, I hope they have the common sense to euthanize me on the spot

[☆ ‧dreamboy··‧̩̥˟͙冬˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

me playing papas pizzeria on coolmath

[Reñe @rendem14]

Paw Patrol’s silence on the issues in Iran is deafening

[Reñe @rendem14]

[at Applebee’s]

me: I’ll have the Apple

waiter: ok

me: and the bees

bees: ok

[Reñe @rendem14]

I wish Remi from Ratatouille could sit in my hat and fail my exams for me

[Reñe @rendem14]

I relate heavily with Charlie Brown bc I’m bummed out a lot and my dog is cooler than me