Ambitchous

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When you solving a problem, and you get son's age greater than father's age:

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@LifePointsPanel 'I can't believe what someone got me as a gift 🤯📷 When I opened the present it revealed Christmas gift from Lifepoint worth 20$🙈🥳🎄

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@ubersupport13 I booked a ride from Juhu to Thane where my cab fee was 502 via cash payment but when I got down, the bill spiked up to 634. There was no traffic or any other delay on my way. This is unfair trade practice. I need the extra amount to be compensated.

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I never would’ve guessed that ending 😳

[Himanshu @unwittycomiic]

For that you need to SPECIFY the expected measurement unit

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@swabhaavik @imakshay001 Downloaded

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@swabhaavik @imakshay001 😄😄 mera haat nhi hai ye

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@BrownBoiVibezz 😂😂😂

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@momoskhanehaibc G A Q

[Indrajeet Deshpande @IndrajeetAD]

In Marathi, when a guy says, "Friend barobar bolat hoto," you can automatically assume that the friend is a lady. Marathi guys rarely use the word maitrin.

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@ayashbabu @MOU5ERAT I was expecting vaping skills or something

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@unofficialraaj ⁉️🌀💮

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How big is specific ocean

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@johnerckret I have new ideas to screw my life

[human (Jashodaben ka parivar ) @MeraNaamHuman]

If you guys know any family who needs ration for a month and can't afford please contact me we provide it through crowd funding

[a @swabhaavik]

I can't call my clothes idiot
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'cause they're older than me

#generationstays

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@IndrajeetAD 😄😄

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@I_witness_ And bring back memories