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[Rene 💻 @rene_pm8]

@Isipdonjulio That's Alina Belle

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@ClubShayShay @neiltyson Probably the best episode of @ClubShayShay fun, funny, super educational and informative and no one is being attacked while trying to seek attention. Absolutely a masterpiece here. Well done @ShannonSharpe. And thank you @neiltyson 👏

[Klay 🇵🇹🇨🇦 @UtdKlay]

🚨🗣️Nemanja Matić on Senne Lammens impressive performance at Manchester United:

🗣️ Matic: “Listen, I’ve played in teams where one signing changes everything but it’s genuinely crazy how bringing in a proper goalkeeper can completely transform how a team plays, how they feel, how they defend together. You see it now at Manchester United with Lammens.”

“As i once said, the previous goalkeeper Onana- is one of the worst goalkeepers in Manchester United’s history. Too much talking, too many mistakes. As a goalkeeper, you can’t be loud one week and costing your team the next. That position demands humility, focus, and consistency. Onana should be sold completely and not allowed back to the team”

“Lammens, from what I’ve seen, sets the right tone. Calm, decisive, confident. That spreads through the whole back line instantly. He actually reminds me a lot of David de Gea in his best years; those reflexes, that presence, that ability to save you when you have no right to be saved. And United have been starving for that kind of reliability for a long time.”

“That’s why the signing of Lammens was vital for the club. When your goalkeeper gives you that belief, suddenly the team plays higher, braver, more connected. That’s the difference. That’s top-level football.” #mufc

[Hoops @Hoopss]

Stephen Curry reportedly will earn a MASSIVE $1.19 BILLION in his new 10-year contract with Li-Ning 😱

That is worth almost 4 TIMES more than what he earned in his 12-year contract with Under Armour 😳

This endorsement deal with Li-Ning is tied to brand revenue—meaning the number could grow even higher over time — and it is estimated that he might earn more than $1 Billion over the span of 10 years.💰

The greatest shooter of all time is now getting paid like one of the greatest athletes of all time.

[Scuderia Ferrari HP @ScuderiaFerrari]

P2 in Canada!! 🔥 What a drive @LewisHamilton!! 🏆

[Scuderia Ferrari HP @ScuderiaFerrari]

A solid result from our boys! 👊 Great points taken from Canada 🇨🇦

[Rio Ferdinand Presents @RioMeets]

Bruno Fernandes has achieved a new Premier League record with 21 assists in a single season!

[Premier League @premierleague]

Bruno Fernandes on his record-breaking season, which lands him the 2025/26 Coca-Cola Golden Playmaker award! 💫

[Diəgo @Diego_Leon_hq]

🚨🗣️ Pep Guardiola on Bruno Fernandes creating a new Premier League assist record with 21 assists:

“I genuinely don’t think we’ll see this record broken for the next 10 years. What Bruno Fernandes has done this season is unbelievable.

To register 21 assists in a Premier League season and create a brand new record is extraordinary. People don’t realise how difficult it is to consistently create goals at that level week after week.

No matter what was happening around Manchester United, Bruno Fernandes was always the one making things happen. Vision, courage, consistency this season he had everything.” 👏🔥

[Premier League @premierleague]

A season for the history books 📖

@manutd's Bruno Fernandes is @EASPORTSFC Player of the Season ❤️

[Cristiano Ronaldo @Cristiano]

😁❤️🏆

[Cristiano Ronaldo @Cristiano]

It means so much to us 🏆 YALLA NASSR! 🟡🔵

[Cristiano Ronaldo @Cristiano]

CHAMPIONS!!!!! 🏆 🟡🔵

[Rene 💻 @rene_pm8]

@DeadlineDayLive Why are they acting like he is the first person ever to quit a job and get another 😂😂😂😂

[Rene 💻 @rene_pm8]

@CarrickArmy001 @UTDAlex8 And 80M for mount too😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Rwanda National Police @Rwandapolice]

Intego iracyari imwe: kwirinda umuvundo dukoresha indi mihanda.
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Same goal: using alternative routes to avoid traffic congestion.

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

❤️‍🔥 One of our own.

Kobbie Mainoo is here to stay 🔏

[Rene 💻 @rene_pm8]

@Lfc_samie Coady Gakpo

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@MichaelARothman Why do you think we love the work of @SethMacFarlane ! That's some of the real comedy that's Left now.💯

[M.A. Rothman @MichaelARothman]

𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐀 𝐊𝐔𝐃𝐑𝐎𝐖 𝐉𝐔𝐒𝐓 𝐒𝐀𝐈𝐃 𝐖𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐘 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐃𝐈𝐀𝐍 𝐈𝐍 𝐇𝐎𝐋𝐋𝐘𝐖𝐎𝐎𝐃 𝐈𝐒 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐁𝐔𝐓 𝐖𝐎𝐍’𝐓 𝐒𝐀𝐘

The 𝘍𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘴 star told 𝘐𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘷𝘪𝘦𝘸 𝘔𝘢𝘨𝘢𝘻𝘪𝘯𝘦 that new sitcoms are unwatchable because the industry is “𝘵𝘰𝘰 𝘢𝘧𝘳𝘢𝘪𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘫𝘰𝘬𝘦𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘮𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘱𝘦𝘰𝘱𝘭𝘦 𝘶𝘯𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘦”.

“𝘐’𝘮 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘥𝘳𝘢𝘸𝘯 𝘵𝘰 𝘯𝘦𝘸 𝘴𝘪𝘵𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘮𝘶𝘭𝘵𝘪-𝘤𝘢𝘮𝘦𝘳𝘢 𝘪𝘯 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘯𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘢𝘯 𝘢𝘶𝘥𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘤𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘐’𝘮 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘣𝘶𝘺𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘪𝘵. 𝘐 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘬 𝘸𝘦 𝘯𝘦𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘨𝘦𝘵 𝘣𝘢𝘤𝘬 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘭 𝘫𝘰𝘬𝘦𝘴”.

She’s describing what killed comedy. The same industry that produced 𝘚𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘧𝘦𝘭𝘥, 𝘍𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘴, 30 𝘙𝘰𝘤𝘬, and 𝘊𝘶𝘳𝘣 𝘠𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘌𝘯𝘵𝘩𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘢𝘴𝘮 — shows that built NBC’s empire by making audiences laugh 𝐛𝐞𝐜𝐚𝐮𝐬𝐞 it was uncomfortable — now produces sanitized, pre-approved content designed to offend no one and entertain no one.

Kudrow put it simply: “𝘊𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘥𝘺 𝘪𝘴 𝘢𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘴𝘶𝘳𝘱𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘦” — the kind where an audience thinks “𝘐 𝘤𝘢𝘯’𝘵 𝘣𝘦𝘭𝘪𝘦𝘷𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘴𝘢𝘪𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵”. That reaction is now classified as a liability. Studios run scripts through sensitivity readers before they run them past focus groups. The result is shows that feel like corporate HR training with a laugh track.

This is what happens when an entire industry surrenders creative freedom to the loudest complainers on social media. The audience didn’t stop wanting edgy comedy — the ratings for reruns of 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘖𝘧𝘧𝘪𝘤𝘦 and 𝘚𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘧𝘦𝘭𝘥 on streaming prove that every single quarter. The 𝐞𝐱𝐞𝐜𝐮𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐬 stopped having the spine to greenlight it.

𝐂𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐝𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐜𝐚𝐧’𝐭 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐮𝐧𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐢𝐬𝐧’𝐭 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐝𝐲. 𝐈𝐭’𝐬 𝐚 𝐓𝐄𝐃 𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐤 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐬𝐞𝐭.

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