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organized chaos. Love God. love people.

[renee @renee_thomas]

To all the men out there who have had to remove hair from bathtub drains, thank you. To my future husband, I'm sorry. #hairplugs #drain

[renee @renee_thomas]

I just entered the @dsmusicals Lucky Seat for $35 tickets to see Elf #luckyseat https://t.co/LuwdxLmZbY via @Lucky_Seat

[renee @renee_thomas]

Note to self: don't close your eyes while on the treadmill....

[renee @renee_thomas]

Someone please come give me IV form of caffeine. #sleepy #sleepwhilestudying

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This game. #SuperBowl

[renee @renee_thomas]

Lol. This dad just leveraged the field. "If I sell your phone, you can have the money from it" #sbxconversations #sonuaintgettingeither

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When did TD Jake's get a show?

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I need a Winston Bishop and Nick Miller on my life, ASAP. Let's get on it people. #nyresolution

[renee @renee_thomas]

Should a resignation be written in an email body or attached as a word document?

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@alan_mathew those dummies. I just can't anymore. 🙃🙄

[renee @renee_thomas]

Why are women called "THOTS" when I've run across not 1, but 3 men who are either recently engaged or married on dating sites? 🤔#dilfail

[renee @renee_thomas]

#ipcmidwest 🙃is it even a thing anymore?

[renee @renee_thomas]

Serious @coldplay withdrawals. Just staring at #clocks, waiting for #paradise and remembering to enjoy a #skyfullofstars during this #AOAL

[renee @renee_thomas]

Do you ever walk into your closet, realize you have a bunch of cute potential outfits, but then realize it takes money to go out? #stayin

[renee @renee_thomas]

Who would've thought that Trump was a fan of 30 Rock.

[renee @renee_thomas]

Move on over #635, #35 is now in the lead for the title of #dallasdeathtrap. #35N #35S #35NSW #whyaretheresomany

[renee @renee_thomas]

The waiter last night congratulated me on reaching my 30th birthday. It's like she knew... #bornklutz #accidentprone

[renee @renee_thomas]

Last years wedding invitations are quickly being replaced with baby shower invitations. #ohbaby

[renee @renee_thomas]

My investigation skills are a bit more on the scary side.

[renee @renee_thomas]

I want someone to look at me the way the #Clintons were looking at the balloons during #DemsInPhilly