Renee Avery

wife, mom of 4, pastor, lover of coffee, and fluent speaker of sarcasm

[Renee Avery @reneejavery]

We've reached the point in summer break where my kids can no longer tolerate each other #itsonlybeentwoweeks #thealreadyspentaweekapart #itsgonnabealongsummer

[Renee Avery @reneejavery]

@EvysTree thanks for always having excellent customer service!!!

[Renee Avery @reneejavery]

My 10 year old tricked me into admitting that Santa isnt real.

And then he cried and said that he ruined his own life.

And then the 8 year old asked if her teacher knew and proceeded to say she would take chocolates to her, to soften the blow

#momlife

[Renee Avery @reneejavery]

I'm so glad my daughter asked me to carefully braid her hair so she can take out the braid as soon as she gets to school. #momlife #backtoschool

[Renee Avery @reneejavery]

Summer vacation day 5. I have decided to just let the kids take over the house and relax outside by myself. #momlife #summervacation

[LeBron James Family Foundation @LJFamFoundation]

Our final Hometown Hall of the school year is underway with our Ellet Cluster Families at Ellet High School! 🎉 #WeAreFamily

[Renee Avery @reneejavery]

Why do we see impossibility where we should see God's strength, power, and ability to do more than we can ask or imagine?

[Renee Avery @reneejavery]

Just discovered #NailedIt on @netflix and if you haven't watched it you need to.

[Renee Avery @reneejavery]

Quick way to end #familygamenight
Kid 4 spills water all over the table

[Renee Avery @reneejavery]

We are supposed to be playing a game
Kid 1- pretending to talk in different languages
Kid 2- making faces at his brother
Kid 3- playing with a stuffed animal
Kid 4- singing songs from The Greatest Showman
#whycanttheyjustplaythegame
#familygamenight

[Renee Avery @reneejavery]

It's stressful the lack of intensity my family has for games... don't they know skipbo is serious business? #familygamenight

[Renee Avery @reneejavery]

JR had a great time today, so thankful he gets to be involved. Thanks @KingJames for investing in our kids. https://t.co/K7CcbOPlib

[LeBron James Family Foundation @LJFamFoundation]

📺 From Anchors and Meteorologists to Producers, Camera Operators & more, our 6th Graders experienced it all! We send a special thank you to @wkyc for allowing our kids the opportunity to learn & see the possible. #WeAreFamily

[Renee Avery @reneejavery]

@Mct1Travis Good point. Pretty sure the answer is no.

[Renee Avery @reneejavery]

Would it be wrong to eat an entire @DoveChocolate easter bunny in one day? #askingforafriend

[Renee Avery @reneejavery]

7yo: mom, how do you become a pastor?
9yo: well, first God has to call and ask you.

[Renee Avery @reneejavery]

Science Projects and self-control https://t.co/7YKRyrX22j

[Renee Avery @reneejavery]

Finishing off my week strong with the title of "WORST MOM EVER!!!"
To get the full effect you need to imagine it violently screamed from the mouth of an innocent looking blue-eyed blonde-haired 7 year old girl #momlife #winning

[Renee Avery @reneejavery]

Not only is it a snow day today but my son brought his recorder home from school and is using this extra time to "practice" #momlife

[Renee Avery @reneejavery]

Such a good episode of #ThisIsUs but I'm gonna need to watch it again so I can actually see what's going on...so many tears

[Renee Avery @reneejavery]

I'd have kept the coffee cup too #ThisIsUs