Ren Klein

she/they

[Ren Klein @renklein_]

dad: i'm not a virgo, i'm a vir-gon.
me: you're not a vir-gon, you're a brain-gone.

[Ren Klein @renklein_]

grandma: did you ever break anything mike?
dad: sure i did. broke an arm, broke some toes, brokeback mountain
me: that's gay

[Ren Klein @renklein_]

this morning at 4AM i ate a fortune cookie whole. i was chewing and it was oddly chewy. eventually i spit it out and realized i forgot there was a fortune inside. this morning i ate my fortune D:

[Ren Klein @renklein_]

i took my gogo juice today

[Ren Klein @renklein_]

This article reads like Ender's Game is real, the Hegemony exists, and it's the US. Also, people fight with lasers? That's the most Star Wars Death Star thing I've ever heard. Honestly terrifying.
https://t.co/k1EqHUAD1x

[Ren Klein @renklein_]

based on a photo i took!

[jacob dunn @_dunndunndunn_]

Those Catholics sure know how to build a cathedral

[Ren Klein @renklein_]

https://t.co/NoW0VtoFLk

[Ren Klein @renklein_]

soup with bread is the same thing as toast with spread.

[Ren Klein @renklein_]

i need a 2024 hyper-pop remix of "Shoes" by LiamKyleSullivan.

[Ren Klein @renklein_]

ren ramble = renble

[Ren Klein @renklein_]

i'd rather die and have pie

[Ren Klein @renklein_]

its hailing in los angeles

[Ren Klein @renklein_]

"The forest's abundance is in fact a consequence of man's treating its wealth as a gift.״

Lewis Hyde, The Gift

[Ren Klein @renklein_]

the pleasure of walking on clean floors...i love robotic vacuums.

[Ren Klein @renklein_]

had a dream about ned from the try guys last night...we were all at summer camp and keith and I were running away from ned's giant hugs. don't know what it means tho

[Ren Klein @renklein_]

my to-do list makes me anxious

[Ren Klein @renklein_]

u cant mail a letter if u dont have a stamp

[Ren Klein @renklein_]

im at the point where i'm crying over BD stirfry

[Ren Klein @renklein_]

now i'm scared of the internet