Donald J. Trump

We will make America GREAT again by making it into a swamp & selling you the swampland! #MakeAmericaGreatAgain #satire

[Donald J. Trump @renlDonaldTrump]

I feel threatened by this kitten and I don't know why. https://t.co/fYsXVLVcLn

[✨~T~✨ @tina_baines]

"Breathe in the fresh air of the freedom to create your own mood rather than the stale air of being a prisoner of circumstance."

~MJ Durkin

[Donald J. Trump @renlDonaldTrump]

Some VERY reliable sources are telling me PRESIDENT OBAMA IS BLOCKING OUT THE SUN! Why won't the MSM address? #FAKENEWS

[Donald J. Trump @renlDonaldTrump]

I PROVE this every day of my life! https://t.co/sfiGXjKrrc

[The Secret @thesecret]

When you love yourself, you automatically attract feelings of love for others around you.

[Donald J. Trump @renlDonaldTrump]

EXACTLY! This is why I LOVE this kind of philosophy! #IamPerfect https://t.co/EQQ7BN9lrJ

[The Secret @thesecret]

I am whole, perfect, strong, powerful, loving, harmonious, and happy. 
#CharlesHaanel

[Donald J. Trump @renlDonaldTrump]

I imagine I am the greatest person in the history of people... now it must be true! Thanks Buddha & @thesecret! https://t.co/TwuVGVWYxb

[The Secret @thesecret]

What you think, you become. What you feel, you attract. What you imagine, you create. - Buddha.… https://t.co/VhoLaUIELZ

[Donald J. Trump @renlDonaldTrump]

Going after Jeff Sessions is my version of Kim Jong Un killing his top aides. You HAVE to keep them in CHECK! #DictatorsUnite!

[Donald J. Trump @renlDonaldTrump]

Jeff Sessions failed the moment he got in the way of my lust for absolute power! FAILURE! #RESIGNBRO

[Donald J. Trump @renlDonaldTrump]

That's exactly why I screw over my firends for my own selfish gain! Thanks "The Secret!" https://t.co/Ymml6hJat8

[The Secret @thesecret]

When you feel good, you uplift your life and you uplift the world.

[Donald J. Trump @renlDonaldTrump]

DAMN YOU BOND!

[Donald J. Trump @renlDonaldTrump]

Im my America only people who tie up the legal system to get publicity will be not guilty! https://t.co/yOJW0l2LLj

[Donald J. Trump @renlDonaldTrump]

This March for Truth is FAKE NEWS! Marching is PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE!

[Donald J. Trump @renlDonaldTrump]

This Russia investigation is BULLSHIT. I laundered my dirty money using MONEY LAUNDERING BEST PRACTICES! #wtf

[Donald J. Trump @renlDonaldTrump]

This Russia investigation is bullshit. I followed con-man best practics and STILL I am being questioned #wtf

[Donald J. Trump @renlDonaldTrump]

i squint 2 wint

[Donald J. Trump @renlDonaldTrump]

Making sense is for pussies! https://t.co/0ZIFb1GIK2

[Donald J. Trump @renlDonaldTrump]

We have nothing to hide & THAT is why we cover everything up!

[Donald J. Trump @renlDonaldTrump]

IT WAS ALL JUST TO ORDER RUSSIAN VODKA! Putin gave us the "treason rate!" https://t.co/3uDn5MQbdJ

[Ted Lieu @tedlieu]

Security clearance for Jared Kushner must be suspended NOW. Russians now know he is vulnerable & can leverage him with real or fake threats. https://t.co/NZ2gcUUCZu

[Donald J. Trump @renlDonaldTrump]

As my hero once said: "there nothing wrong with making talkings with the enemy! We pay good!" https://t.co/hO0XiLoFk5

[Jon Cooper 🇺🇸 @joncoopertweets]

Jared Kushner Reportedly Discussed Setting Up Secret Communication Channel With Moscow | HuffPost https://t.co/2nWCJQ7Lky

[Donald J. Trump @renlDonaldTrump]

Quick: how do you get a wine stain out of a document from 1776?

[Donald J. Trump @renlDonaldTrump]

Why aren't you meaner to your boss... THAT'S WHAT YOU SOUND LIKE! #OWNAGE #MAAAAGAAAA!!!! https://t.co/b8nVioJlLz