DO NOT VOTE FOR "DOCTOR" OZ!!!!!!! IF YOU DO NOT TRUST HIM WITH YOUR DOG DO NOT TRUST HIM WITH YOUR VOTE!! I CANNOT VOTE BECAUSE I CANNOT USE THE VOTING MACHINE SO I NEED YOU TO VOTE FOR ME!!!!! AND ALL DOGS!!!!! https://t.co/vQ29VxrO2n
DIESEL is a HERO DOG and I am dedicating my next nap to him!!!!!!!!!!! (ALSO This is why I never walk on ice even on the SIDEWALK) https://t.co/O6TW7KXnit
Just drove by Ted Cruz’s house in Houston. His lights are off but a neighbor told me the block got its power back last night. Also, Ted appears to have left behind the family poodle.