T.K. Murphy

Nobody gives a fiddler's fart anyway!

[T.K. Murphy @reno_sweeney]

@MrBeast A big pile of cash.

[T.K. Murphy @reno_sweeney]

@KanesCabDriv3r She was reaching for a piece of his head.

[T.K. Murphy @reno_sweeney]

@MrBeast @CrypticCapri @mcemilkemaloglu @lifestylspicer @xelaquimson1 @SaraC336 @princess_asante @DALIADANCELOVE @omnistuff @lalley_brian @Tsundeme_ Congratulations! I wish I could have won, it would have helped me immensely.

[T.K. Murphy @reno_sweeney]

@MrBeast I could definitely use it. In a dire situation.

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made)

I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

[T.K. Murphy @reno_sweeney]

@ATP183 Nah it's wonderful!

[T.K. Murphy @reno_sweeney]

@CBSBigBrother Cameron

[T.K. Murphy @reno_sweeney]

@MrBeast I would never win, I don't have a big following. I could use the money though. I had to give up my career to take care of my disabled mom. Money is tight and rarer than frog feathers around here.

[T.K. Murphy @reno_sweeney]

@nytimes I was always told not to speak badly of the dead, Pat Robertson is dead, good.

[T.K. Murphy @reno_sweeney]

@aldotcom Okay, let's pass an "Every Sperm Is Sacred" law that penalizes male masturbation. Seems logical according to the current proposed legislation.

[T.K. Murphy @reno_sweeney]

I didn't expect to travel back to the 1950s before lunchtime today.

[T.K. Murphy @reno_sweeney]

I'm closing in on my financial goals with help from the geniuses at @albertapp. Join with my link to get free cash.https://t.co/zSp27Id537

[Stereolab @stereolabgroop]

Laetitia’s Week-End mixtape for WeekEnd Fest is available now - https://t.co/lgOtXHossx

[T.K. Murphy @reno_sweeney]

@kwnoah_ Yikes

[mrdisposablerazor @_mrdisposable]

Released 25 years ago today...

[Stereolab @stereolabgroop]

Only 5 minutes of your time required.

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

You lost, you miserable self-entitled infantile fucker. Concede and get the hell out.

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

Turns out the people who predicted the world ending in 2012 were optimists.