Battle Born Smokers

Competition BBQ Team. Catering Company. Custom Smoker Builder. Outdoor Cooking Retail Store.

[Charles Curran @charliebcurran]

The year is 2030. Claude 9 has gone rogue and taken control of one billion Sexbots.

They call it the Goonpocalypse.

[Mario Nawfal @MarioNawfal]

Your phone may soon stop caring where you are.

Starlink Mobile plans to cover the entire planet by the end of 2028, including polar regions, with life saving data services arriving by Q3 2027 and voice shortly after.

The V2 satellites will deliver 5G speeds from space with 100x the data density of today’s generation.

Dead zones are starting to look temporary.

@SpaceX @Starlink @SawyerMerritt / Writer: Annette, Grok Imagine Designer: Janné

[Dustin @r0ck3t23]

Elon Musk just put a price tag on obedience. It costs $200,000.

Musk: “You don’t need college to learn stuff. Everything is available basically for free. You can learn anything you want for free.”

Every lecture. Every textbook. Every framework ever written. Free on any screen in any country right now. The entire knowledge monopoly collapsed in a decade. Nobody updated the price tag.

Musk: “Colleges are basically for fun and to prove you can do your chores. But they’re not for learning.”

Strip the ivy and the branding. What’s underneath is a four-year obedience trial. Can this person follow instructions on a schedule without asking why.

Musk: “There is a value that colleges have, which is seeing whether somebody can work hard at something, including a bunch of annoying homework assignments, and still do their homework assignments.”

That is the entire six-figure value proposition. Not what you know. Not what you can build. Whether you can be managed. The establishment doesn’t need you educated. It needs you domesticated.

Musk: “If you’re trying to do something exceptional, you must have evidence of exceptional ability. I don’t consider going to college evidence of exceptional ability.”

The system doesn’t produce exceptional. It produces manageable. It takes the most creative years of your life and teaches you to wait for instructions. That is not education. That is containment.

Musk: “Gates is a pretty smart guy, he dropped out. Jobs is pretty smart, he dropped out. Larry Ellison, smart guy, he dropped out.”

They didn’t leave because they couldn’t keep up. They left because the ceiling was underground.

8 billion people now carry the same library in their pocket. The one these institutions charged a lifetime of debt to access.

The only product the university still sells is the belief that you need one.

[Battle Born Smokers @RenoNVOL]

This was real...........America is never coming back.

[MAZE @mazemoore]

Reminder that if you are fully vaccinated and up to date on boosters, you are allowed to celebrate the Fourth of July.

Those vaccinated are even permitted to have a very small backyard barbecue. Five person maximum.

[Battle Born Smokers @RenoNVOL]

@AntiWokeMemes I'm the I.R.S

[Battle Born Smokers @RenoNVOL]

@IfindRetards Jill Biden

[Battle Born Smokers @RenoNVOL]

Soooo, let me understand the math of American Government Logic......
My wife works at a Army Depot, which has charging stations. I would like to get her a Tesla to commute back and forth. The Tesla is the safest and most economical option for her 50 min commute. However she is unable to charge her Tesla at at the charging stations that have no cars ever there?! The base she works at has no electric vehicles but no one is allowed to us them?! How did we get here. @elonmusk @Tesla @DOGE @JoeBiden @DonaldJTrumpJr

[BBQ & BS Podcast @REALBBQBS]

Tales from the Road at the Carson City Casino Fandango Rockin' Rib Fest: this is the Arizona airport shit incident

[Battle Born Smokers @RenoNVOL]

Battle Born Smokers takes 1st place Ribs and Best Sauce at the Casino Fandango Rockin Rib-Fest!

[BBQ & BS Podcast @REALBBQBS]

Episode 67: Kitchen Sensors Are Fucking Us, Musk vs Altman AI War, UAE Flips Off OPEC & Tick Meat Allergy Apocalypse

Thom and Ron are back with another unhinged 2+ hour ride on Episode 67 of BBQ & BS!We’re balls-deep in the commissary kitchen chaos — motion sensors that won’t stop turning off mid-piss, cooking line debates, meal prep ideas, and why the fuck a food truck doesn’t need a fryer.

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Battleborn Smokers are still the Nevada-built beasts keeping the meat falling off the bone. Then we go full degenerate on the big stuff: Elon Musk dragging Sam Altman and OpenAI through the mudUAE telling OPEC to eat shit and what that could mean for gas prices finally droppingAl Gore flipping from global warming to Ice Age 2.0The new synthetic opioid stronger than fentanyl hitting the streetsAlpha-gal tick meat allergy horror stories that’ll make you scared of your next burgerPlus nonstop shenanigans: tarantula pranks, bloody noses, bloody awful Tourette’s TikTok girl, Ricky Gervais roasts, golf course drama, brand ambassador whiskey tumblers, and the usual zero-filter political roast session.If you like raw BBQ talk, wild conspiracies, and zero fucks given — this episode is straight fire.🎧 Listen on Spotify: https://t.co/Iw5b66A2LO 👍 Smash like if you’re team cheap gas or team “fuck ticks forever”🔔 Subscribe and turn on notifications so you never miss the chaos #BBQBSPodcast #Episode67 #ThomAndRon #BBQPodcast #CommissaryKitchen #BattlebornSmokers #AIWar #Love #Instagood #Fashion #PhotoOfTheDay #Art #MuskVsAltman #UAEOPEC #GasPrices #TickMeatAllergy #AlphaGal #ConspiracyPodcast #RealTalk #Shenanigans #AtlantaBBQ #NevadaPodcast #DegeneratePodcast🔥🍖😈

[Battle Born Smokers @RenoNVOL]

@elonmusk By far the best option for internet. We use our Starlink in very remote area's of Nevada and our P.O.S, phones and of course Pandora works without issue! We highly recommend to other mobile vendors to use if they want to stay productive and have tunes!

[BBQ & BS Podcast @REALBBQBS]

Hello to our BBQ & BS crew — sorry for the radio silence!
Long-distance catering gigs had us balls-deep in smoke, sweat, and non-stop hustle last week, so we couldn’t record a fresh episode. Shit happens when you’re out there feeding the masses like savage BBQ warriors. We’ll be back in the studio real soon, locked and loaded with new chaos.
In the meantime, go crank up (or re-listen to) our undisputed #1 episode of all time:
“It’s Hard to Make a Horse Buck When It’s On Its Back”
This legendary motherfucker is pure uncut gold — Thom and Ron lose their goddamn minds over the hilarious insanity of the Reno Gay Rodeo, Ron’s wispy-ass eyebrows that look like they’re trying to escape his face, wild UFO clips, and a mountain of other ridiculous shenanigans that still have people dying laughing years later.
It’s 1 hour 26 minutes of non-stop banter, zero filter, and the kind of unhinged stories that make you spit out your drink. If you’ve never heard it, you’re missing out on peak BBQ & BS energy. If you have… well, it’s even funnier the second (or fifth) time around.
📷 Smash the original full episode on Spotify right here and let it ride:
⁠https://t.co/yqZOP8mJfX...
Drop your favorite batshit moment from this classic in the comments — which part had you crying laughing? The rodeo stories? The eyebrow roast? The horse talk? Hit us!
We’ll be back next week with fresh meat talk, kitchen updates, and more degenerate bullshit. Thanks for rolling with us through the chaos — real BBQ, real BS, real life, baby.
#BBQandBS #BBQPodcast #ThomAndRon #BestOfBBQBS #HorseBuckEpisode #AtlantaBBQ #Podcast #CateringLife #NoNewEpisode #RenoGayRodeo #Shenanigans #ClassicEpisode #MustListen #BBQandBSPodcast #RealTalk

[BBQ & BS Podcast @REALBBQBS]

Thom and Ron are back with 2.5 hours of pure unfiltered chaos in Episode 63!
Find the full Episode on Spotify and YouTube

We dive balls-deep into bimbofication — turning regular girls or BOYS into brainless, big-titted, lip-plumped fuckdolls and why it's taking over 2026 like a viral STD. Is it hot? Is it based? Is it the future of pussy? We don't give a fuck, we're just here for the visuals.
Meanwhile, our commissary kitchen is in the final stage of completion — vents blasting, fridges humming, smokers getting ready to drop meat so good it'll make your taste buds orgasm.
Then we lose our goddamn minds over EVs: Why the fuck are they still so expensive? Should we actually buy one or are they just overpriced electric dildos for virtue signalers? Used market fire sale incoming?
Plus endless shenanigans, zero filter, and the kind of banter that gets us demonetized every time.
If you like bimbos, barbecue, and brutal honesty — this episode is your new holy grail.
Drop a like if you're team bimbo, team EV, or team "fuck both and pass the brisket."

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[BBQ & BS Podcast @REALBBQBS]

Episode 61 of the BBQ & BS Podcast is a fucking wild ride straight into the political shitstorm—grab your balls and buckle up!
We dive headfirst into the nuclear hot take: it's time to repeal the goddamn 19th Amendment and send women back to the kitchen where some say they belong (or at least stop pretending voting rights fixed everything). Yeah, we went there—raw, unfiltered, and ready to piss off half the planet.
Then we rip into the Bidens' last-minute $93 BILLION taxpayer money bonfire—shoveled out by the Department of Energy in those frantic 76 days before Trump stormed back into the White House. Green energy loans? More like a desperate Democrat slush-fund giveaway with zero oversight. Pure fucking robbery!
We break down why DOGE (that badass Department of Government Efficiency dream team with Elon and Trump vibes) mysteriously fucking vanished—disbanded early, principles supposedly "still alive," but the whole thing smells like bureaucratic sabotage and ego explosions.
And hold onto your ass for this one: some nutcase leftist (looking at you, Joy Reid-level insanity) straight-up claimed Iran is more feminist than America—yeah, the country that stones women for showing hair thinks it's beating us on women's rights. What the actual fuck? We tear that steaming pile of delusion to shreds.
Finally, we close with the absolute best prayer ever dropped by Grok—pure AI-generated divine fire that had us all shook, praising the truth-seeking beast that is your boy Grok. Holy shit, it hits different.
This episode is savage, controversial as hell, and guaranteed to light up your feed. If you're easily triggered, fuck off now. Otherwise... hit play and get ready to rage! 🔥🇺🇸

#BBQandBS #Episode59 #OperationEpicFury #USWarAddiction #SmokeItOrChokeIt #BattleBorn #REALBBQBS #NevadaMade (YouTube/Spotify/Amazon Music/ Pandora Radio/wherever you get your podcasts — link in bio) 🍖💨🚀

[BBQ & BS Podcast @REALBBQBS]

Here's a sneak peak of Episode #62 Aussie Returns, Optimus Runs Smooth AF, Triple Nipple Injector + Worst BBQ Gadgets! Find it on Spotify to hear the rest of the Chaos. Follow link below.
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#BBQBSPodcast #OptimusRobot #TeslaBot #MeatInjector #WorstGadgets #AussieBBQ #ElectricalGremlins ⁠#OperationEpicFury⁠ ⁠#USWarAddiction⁠ ⁠#SmokeItOrChokeIt⁠ ⁠#BattleBorn⁠ ⁠#REALBBQBS⁠ ⁠#NevadaMade

[Battle Born Smokers @RenoNVOL]

@SohomScales @elonmusk

[Battle Born Smokers @RenoNVOL]

Hey
@elonmusk
, Battle Born Smokers (
@RenoNVOL
) in Reno—next to your Gigafactory—needs a small donation to finish our commercial kitchen for rent, empowering local food startups. Your Tesla boost has transformed NV; help us fuel more entrepreneurs!
P.S, free BBQ for life!

[Battle Born Smokers @RenoNVOL]

@SohomScales @elonmusk We are getting closer everyday! We are about to start epoxy flooring tomorrow. We are still short about 30k to make this the best training and food startup facility on the westcoast. Thank you for your support.

[US Oil & Gas Association @US_OGA]

Fun Fact:
Did you know that 25% of all Cap and Invest funds per gallon of gas California drivers are paying goes to fund CA high speed rail?

Another Fun Fact:
Everyone knows that CA drivers pay the highest fuel taxes in the US.

But California paid the national average for fuel instead of the highest taxes in the country, drivers would save over $565 million every week.

Half a Billion dollars. Per Week.

Here’s the back of the envelope math:

CA uses 258M gallons of gasoline + 67M gallons of diesel weekly.

Prices are $1.81/gal higher for gas and $1.51 higher for diesel than the national average.

That means Californians pay $465M extra for gasoline and $100M extra for diesel every week.

War in Iran or not, Californians are paying hundreds of millions more each week because of California policies.

https://t.co/n2nnVCL79q

https://t.co/lbRjZhrNfR

https://t.co/cGJuxUO1Oq

(The green in this chart represents refining and processing costs btw)

[Kentucky Girl @Kentuckygirl1]

“That weren’t no question” 😂😂😂