Rent an Assassin, LLC

America's Premier Assassin Rental Service. This is not a legitimate assassin rental / leasing service. This is for comedic effect only. @dcshenanigans

[Rent an Assassin, LLC @rentanassassin]

It seems that our domain got seized, so we’re pausing operations. Hope we see you guys soon!

Oh, by the way… follow @DCShenanigans for more updates. Let’s just say it might be a few years before you hear from RAA again.

[Rent an Assassin, LLC @rentanassassin]

@supersat @corg_e They’re giving the industry a bad name. It’s obviously best to treat your clients with respect, just like a security vendor with a corporate card… just without the spam emails.

[DC Shenanigans @DCShenanigans]

Q: Why can’t DJs ever work in chemistry?

A: They keep dropping the base.

Join us in person for more terrible dad jokes. Visit https://t.co/7gwZcg52ZN for details and lineup.

#defcon #defconparties

[Rent an Assassin, LLC @rentanassassin]

@DCShenanigans 🤦‍♂️

[DC Shenanigans @DCShenanigans]

Planning on attending the @rentanassassin Client Acquisition Event and want to help out? Come volunteer with us!

Volunteers get entry and extra pass(es), food, booze, a cool badge, and more.

Apply now: https://t.co/fCOnMD0pup

[Rent an Assassin, LLC @rentanassassin]

I wasn’t ready for this. No one tells the social media team anything.

[DC Shenanigans @DCShenanigans]

DC Shenanigans is back! The @rentanassassin Client Acquisition Event will be coming back on August the 9th at the Caesars Palace Forum Tower!

We hope to see you there! There'll be lots of blinking lights, wub wubs, and booze. Vax req, mask recommended.

https://t.co/40mYYtcAzp

[DC Shenanigans @DCShenanigans]

DC Shenanigans is back! The @rentanassassin Client Acquisition Event will be coming back on August the 9th at the Caesars Palace Forum Tower!

We hope to see you there! There'll be lots of blinking lights, wub wubs, and booze. Vax req, mask recommended.

https://t.co/40mYYtcAzp

[Rent an Assassin, LLC @rentanassassin]

@DC612 We can do a talk on our cocktail making robot that we made for our Client Acquisition Event at DC30.

[Rent an Assassin, LLC @rentanassassin]

@dotornot2 @defconparties @defcon @McGrewSecurity Hopefully you have fans. I mean fans that blow. I mean… I’m done.

[Rent an Assassin, LLC @rentanassassin]

It ain’t a @defconparties without three things:

1.) Booze and Beer
2.) Music
3.) Some of the best DJs at @defcon

@McGrewSecurity spinning now

[Rent an Assassin, LLC @rentanassassin]

Are you Skittish and ride a Bus? Well, now is your time to stop on by

[Rent an Assassin, LLC @rentanassassin]

With @mattrix_ spinning these hot hits, we can’t wait to see what @McGrewSecurity, @Skittishandbus, and @djjackalope will bring.

Find us at Caesars Palace, Forum Tower, Room

[Rent an Assassin, LLC @rentanassassin]

Today is the day at YOU can meet your account executives.

Caesar's Palace Forum Tower, room 5816 @ 9PM Tonight.

Walk-up's and At-Door is welcome, until we hit capacity.

@defcon @defconparties

[Rent an Assassin, LLC @rentanassassin]

I see no problem with this having @djjackalope here

[Rent an Assassin, LLC @rentanassassin]

Planning on coming to the RAA Client Acquisition Event? Make SURE to bring your proof of vaccine documents. Not only are we requiring them, our friends over at @TheParanoids are requiring them as well.

[Dr. Wesley McGrew @McGrewSecurity]

I'm DJing at DEF CON 30 Aug 10-12:
- @rentanassassin - Wed 10PM
- @defcon_music Opening Party - Thurs 9PM
- @blanketfortcon at @defcon - Sat 7:30PM

Preview audio and info:

[Rent an Assassin, LLC @rentanassassin]

That's a wrap! We will still have at-door sales, so make sure to stop by.

[Rent an Assassin, LLC @rentanassassin]

T-168 Hours till you can meet your account executives and handlers. Make sure you RSVP now to secure your slot. We can't wait to see all of you!

https://t.co/15jgAZslHS

[Rent an Assassin, LLC @rentanassassin]

Ever since we launched the ability to acquire tickets online, we've had a limit of how many we would pre-sale. We limit stock to allow at-door sales. There are still a handful available now.

https://t.co/15jgAZslHS