Ren Witte

Geggie Elementary 100m Record Holder

[Ren Witte @renwitte19]

I have officially peaked as a dog father. My son, Randy, now has a mullet.

[Hodgetwins @hodgetwins]

Trump just got shot in the head and got up like a fucking gangster and fist pumped

[Morbid Knowledge @MorbidKnowledge]

In 2009, Sgt. Dakota Meyer disobeyed a direct order to pull back from his position and instead rescued wounded soldiers from a firefight nearby. He went back five times, personally evacuating 12 wounded soldiers and providing cover for another 24. When asked why he did what he did, he said: “That's what you do for a brother.”

[Ren Witte @renwitte19]

@seanemmerson22 Yes everyone loves Trump. Glad you have finally come around.

[Ren Witte @renwitte19]

@ASchnurbusch gets lot lizard kills

[Ren Witte @renwitte19]

Boys are back. Nuke factory

[Ren Witte @renwitte19]

5 days until me and the boys are goofin the best day of my life at kid rock

[Ren Witte @renwitte19]

You talk about something out loud and it pops up on your phone, they say your phone tracks everything, but somehow they can’t seem to understand that I’m not typing “ducking”

[Ren Witte @renwitte19]

#rigged

[Ren Witte @renwitte19]

@spittinchiclets That was god showing him that a mullet doesn’t mean you can sleep with your cousin.

[Ren Witte @renwitte19]

@AveSlim713 @KHOU So it’s okay to rob people at gun point if their backs are turned. @AveSlim713 you must have grew up in a house without consequences for your actions. Ik this might hurt your feelings but you are what we call low IQ individuals. It’s okay though, your mommy has your binky.

[Ren Witte @renwitte19]

#ncaarigged

[Ren Witte @renwitte19]

Year #2 of doing this.
My Top 5 most hated things of 2022: (no order)

- Slow walkers
- Black Olives
- The “More than 2 genders” people
- My neighbor Mrs. Green
- People that don’t hit on a 16 in blackjack

Honorable Mentions: most politicians, vegans, Miller light

[Ren Witte @renwitte19]

@seanemmerson22 The first step of naming a cat is getting rid of it and getting a dog

[Ren Witte @renwitte19]

@danabeers More like Dana N.A you fat bastard

[Ren Witte @renwitte19]

@H2_3125 Eureka is in the lot #titianup

[St. Louis Cardinals @Cardinals]

The Machine.

[St. Louis Cardinals @Cardinals]

ALBERT HAS DONE IT!

700!!!!!

[Ren Witte @renwitte19]

It’s happening #roadto700

[Tennessee Titans @Titans]

HASSAN 👀