AlIen West

Soldier. Educator. American Viking. I am currently unemployed. But I am not afraid to waterboard you.

[a tribute to Allen West]

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@jaybusbee It's 2:27 am so I must have Insomnia or just suffering August Rush, but you are man of the year for that fantastic segment.

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@shanebacon You don't even list the final score in your wrap up. I mean... seriously. What's the fucking point?

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@brohrbach It's not "pain-staking." It's painstaking. Because you TAKE great pains do something carefully. You don't stake pain.

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@JerryBonkowski "Mano-A-man" not "mano-Y-mano." "Mano-a-mano" means "hand to hand" not "man to man." "Mano-y-mujer" means "hand and woman."

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@chaykak The Gawker commentariat hates you. One guy trashes you and gets 500 likes. You officially suck. But together let's #boycottcoke

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@GlassLewis You guys are kind of a bunch of crybaby narcs. Someone hurts your pwecious feewings and you go running to mamma to tell on them

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@BarbaraKMorgan I am more than sympathetic. Grab pistol. Fire repeatedly into own foot. Reload. And repeat.

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@KenCuccinelli You are one crooked motherfucker. http://t.co/NwVZgrf58F

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@LALizbeth The Olsen Twins are fraternal, not identical. The More You Know...!!

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@Mikayla_Joness I agree. The Secret Service is definitely paying a visit. Be honest, forthright, & apologetic, & you'll be OK.

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@Jard212 You can hide your tweets. But it's all over the internet now. Sometime soon your boss will call you in. And you will be fired.

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@JakePascarella What you actually said was "get the fuck off my tv Obama" while the President prayed with the families of 20 dead children.

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@gtutz95 Every job interview for the next 10 years is going to find the Deadspin article. APOLOGIZE SINCERELY. Yr throwing yr future away.

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@swaggerman2012 Just apologize SINCERELY. Every job interview you have for the next 10 years is going to find this. Don't fuck up yr future.

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@missmackenziera Sadly, you're now famous for being a jerk. But just apologize sincerely without being defensive. Don't hurt your future.

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@tompettyskid You don't understand the consequences. Job: fired. School: expelled. You're famous now. Nothing goes away on the internet.

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@slow_bern Congrats! If you have a job, you'll be fired from it. If you're in school, you'll be expelled. You're famous now. Enjoy it.

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@JakePascarella Congratulations, douche bag! 5 years from now, this is still going to be the first hit anytime someone googles your name.

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@devin_graham24 You just fucked up your employment prospects for the REST OF YOUR LIFE. Now you're that guy who makes jokes about dead kids!

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@lizmichael Congratulations! You wanted to be famous. Now you are. Enjoy finding work in the entertainment industry now, you racist fuck.