A pig's orgasm lasts around 30 minutes, but the pleasure you get from voting the Tories out of power lasts for a lifetime.
You have until 10pm to vote tonight - make use of your hard-won rights. #VoteTheToriesOut#UKElection
@preparedpr If that's the funniest thing you've seen today you really need to get out more you juvanile. The funniest thing for me is that you've been played.