No. 1 Businessperson

Where in the world IS Carmen Sandiego?
No, srsly I'm missing my wristwatch.

[I Am Devloper @iamdevloper]

Product idea:

A printer, but it just like, works, every time.

[No. 1 Businessperson @repartay]

@Eve6 Yeah but have you heard “13”??

[I Am Devloper @iamdevloper]

me at parties

[char ☾ @CharmaineWang]

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[I Am Devloper @iamdevloper]

If you’re alone this Christmas it’s because you once told a client their computer “must’ve cached the old version” when you’d actually forgot to deploy the agreed changes

[No. 1 Businessperson @repartay]

@denicmarko Cypress ⚡️

[Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD Bioplasticity @BuckyIsotope]

*slowly rides past you in a motorized grocery cart full of vanilla pudding cups*
Some people call me the space cowboy

[Cassidy @cassidoo]

Me trying not to touch my face while working

[Spanky McDutcherson 🔸 @thatdutchperson]

What is something that’s -1 Health Points but instead of a video game it’s real life?

I’ll go first: when you’re washing your hands and your sleeve gets a little wet.

[soviet soldiers dancing @communistbops]

bigmouth strikes again - the smiths

[birdsrightsactivist @ProBirdRights]

they said i (a birb) could not win the iowa on account of me being a actual bird. but here we are. with me saying that i won. wow.

[Kyle 🌱 @KylePlantEmoji]

Not to be the bearer of bad news, but this deer thinks the ball is one of its eggs, and is distraught that it hasn't hatched before winter, so it thinks it's going to die :(

[Sarah Drasner @sarah_edo]

If you want to really freak people out, you can get on a crowded elevator and not turn to face the door.

Don’t ask me how I know

[No. 1 Businessperson @repartay]

@TatianaTMac Surprised by the number of devs I’ve worked with that DONT have CLI config’d to show git branch/status & directory location. AND they mess up “oops I was on the wrong branch” all the time. Invest 👏 in👏your👏tooling

[No. 1 Businessperson @repartay]

@CallMeWuz @TatianaTMac Yessss I love silver searcher

[No. 1 Businessperson @repartay]

Yeah sex is okay but have you ever been able to cure your own hiccups 100% of the time?

[No. 1 Businessperson @repartay]

@dan_abramov M b v is better. I will die on this hill

[Matt. @MattTheBrand]

ARENT WE SO HAPPY IT GETS DARK AT 4PM ISNT THIS GREAT ARENT WE ALL SO GLAD